#sorryinadvance

[juicemagazine]

@evanmock at #pier62skatepark🔥💥📸 @_glenn_joyce_ #juicemagazine #skate #nyc #rvcaskate #sorryinadvance #acetrucks (at Pier 62 Skatepark) https://www.instagram.com/p/CMsvHurFjT6/?igshid=rldi4hr2b5i7

[rafaelsgf]

Texting Buddies (Ajay x F!MC)

— ajay and lena (mc) are officially dating, and he innocently texts lena about a date, forgetting how she enjoys to irritate him with her ‘cringy’ texting.

Ajay: Hey, Lena. Do you want to go on a date tonight?

Lena: obvi!!🔥🔥🔥 sounds litty

Ajay: Okay..I’m going to take a wild guess, and say that is a yes.

Lena: awwwe ur like a old man 👴

Ajay: They have an emoji of an old man? That seems useless.

Lena: obvi not since it’s pretty useful to describe u 👀👀

Ajay: Ha. Ha. So funny.

Lena: 🤓 omg ITS YOU

Ajay:.....

Lena: 🤓🤓🤓 IM WEAK

Ajay: Hey! Roasting is MY thing. That looks nothing like me!

Lena: You have to admit it kinda does but ur way cuter and more nerdy

Ajay: How am I more nerdy?

Lena: do u rlly want me to answer that??

Lena: I will ROAST YOU🔥🔥🔥

Ajay: Nevermind! So I’ll pick you up at eight?

Lena: 😜 yes SOUNDS FUNNNN🥳

Ajay: You’re such a dork.

Lena: but im ur dork

Ajay: Touché.

[lestresmiserables]

Okay so Angie thomas' (author of 'the hate u give') new book should be out on February fifth, but apparently my go to bookstore didn't get that message and already had it on the shelves. So my brain is obviously releasing all the happy chemicals. Time to curl up in bed and not get out untill the last page.

[homeofthestickupleslieknopesbutt]

I know you’re all going to tell me to take my EpiPen and go home, but “backbone of a chocolate eclair” is a quote by Theodore Roosevelt regarding William McKinley.

[whumpxng]

have u ever had a nap so good that when you woke up if feels like you were in a different dimension? yeah same. 

[bmgood]

#Lawyers & #Judges have their own ways of #communicating with each other. So you just gotta let them talk it out😏 i told you #SorryInAdvance #BMgood👀

[starlit-swift]

He says he loves me but he's never seen me in the middle of a Taylor Swift album cycle. #sorryinadvance (at The Lobster House Restaurant)

[wonwootattoo]

im abt to fuck u all up with a super sad drabble ft joshua