Crack AU, but Phantomjaw, Bumblebee, Steeljaw, and Thunderhoof all become a strange polyamorous thing along the lines of that one meme
Phantomjaw: This is my boyfriend, Bumblebee, and this is Bumblebee’s boyfriend and my brother, Steeljaw
Fracture: I’m sorry, whats the situation?
Phantomjaw: I’m dating Bumblebee and Bumblebee is dating Steeljaw, and I hate Steeljaw
Bumblebee:
Steeljaw:
Fracture:
Thunderhoof: *clears throat*
Phantomjaw: And that there on the end is Thunderhoof. He’s Steeljaw’s ex-ex-now-other-boyfriend
Steeljaw would be like so angry about this because he doesn't like sharing but he wants bumblebee to be happy.
Phantomjaw and Steeljaw visibly ignoring each other
And Thunderhoof is just there as the other one 🥹










