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Hot take -

AO3 x Tumblr is the biggest slow burn the Internet has ever seen go down.

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Dang, that looks like something Grif would get addicted to if he had the chance….

((bold of you he didnt go through the mozzarella stick phase that only ended in pain

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It shouldn't take twenty reviews and a bug report for the devs to fix the UI issues, but hey. They fixed it.

Merry fuckin Crimbo to me.

I can actually use the app again.

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I've had a little ditty stuck in my head since last night, hope y'all don't mind me putting it down here.

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It's beginning to feel a lot like Gristmas

Everywhere I go

Walls all plastered in red and green

Like the commercials on TV

But for fuck's sake, it's only Halloween

It's beginning to feel a lot like Gristmas

Sales tags high and low

But the scariest thing might be

Hearing Mariah Carey

On the radio

You'd think that everybody would just wait a month, and all would be gay and merry

But no, not at all, we're all starting in fall, haven't even roasted turkey

It makes me feel like throwing pumpkins straight into a tree

It's beginning to feel a lot like Gristmas

Dealing with the crowds

Throwing coupons 'round here and there

Wearing garland in your hair

Half expecting to see The Grinch in a bikini

It's beginning to feel a lot like Gristmas

Soon the bells will start

The season's just not for me

But eh, how bad could it be?

Least I'm not taking BART 😂😂

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Happy early Decemberween, even though I'm the type to wait after Thanksgiving.

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An original portrait of DJ Octavio, for my fanfiction on AO3.

Find me on AO3 at M1ND_PA1NT to read the work this piece is for!

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Despite everything,

No matter how much the world changes,

No one can deny the fact Inkipedia somehow manages to stay up to date on Splatoon shit 24/7, even if the thing has only been datamined or just announced.

How do they do it, I can't even stay up to date on something I said five minutes ago

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A sentient AI getting just desserts for crimes against mollusca (ft. Fan designs of Grizz and an OC, courtesy of @mxmourning )

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I love Tumblr for the way you can reblog something, know your friends follow you, and use that to give non-direct psychic damage.

It's like advertising algorithms for shitpost.

PvP targeted psychological warfare in the form of a vibe check has never been better.

Love y'all's lol

@sci-fi-rebel @mxmourning @lorddistancebarry