#source {friends}

[midnightblued]

*Everyone talking over each other at Marlene’s NYE party*

Sirius: Somebody kiss me, it’s midnight! Somebody kiss me, it’s midnight! Somebody ki—

James: Alright. Alright. Alright.

James: *grabs Sirius’ face with both hands and kisses him intensely*

James: There.

Sirius: *malfunctioning and having an epiphany that his feelings for James are much more than platonic*

[sandrasoapbox]

At the Watchtower, Bucky, Bob, and John are watching the game on the couch. Yelena: Hey guys! Do you wanna look at the dossier? (They ignore her.) Guys? Bucky: (without turning around) I thought you were gonna be gone all day. Yelena: All right? What’s going on? They all slowly turn around to reveal that they are giving themselves a facial. Yelena: I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I-I should probably leave you girls alone. (She heads for the bedroom.) John: Yeah, laugh all you want but in ten minutes we’re gonna have younger looking skin! Bob: Yeah!

[cloudiivision]

Got bored so I went through my old texts and

[reythemandalor]

eli refusing to follow one of thrawn's crazy plans

Thrawn: You know I would do it for you. Because you are my best friend.

Eli:

Eli: Fine, I'll do it, but you are not allowed to use that again for a whole year.

[sanderssidesincorrectquotes]

Virgil: Where are you going?

Roman: I’m storming out!

Virgil This is your room.

Roman: Yeah, well, that’s how mad I am!

[mega-banette]

Candice: Hey have you 2 started thinking of baby names yet?

Gardenia: Oh yeah I’ve come up with a bunch of ideas.

Roark: Really? Me too!

Candice: Me too!

Gardenia: Really?

Candice: If it’s a girl Candice and if it’s a boy Candean.

Roark: ......maybe.

Roark: But we’ve gotta have a back up. So Gardenia what were you thinking?

Gardenia: I was thinking if it’s a girl Sandrine. It’s Kalosian.

Roark: Huh that’s a really pretty name for industrial solvent.

Gardenia: Well fine what do you have.

Roark: Ok I know it’s a little out there but for a boy. Darwin.

Gardenia: Our child would be beaten to death in the schoolyard.

Candice: Yeah by Sandrine.

Roark: You’re just saying that because I said no to your name.

Gardenia: I’m really really not.

Candice: How about you each get 5 vetos?

Roark: That sounds fair.

Gardenia: I don’t think you’re gonna need it though.

Gardenia: If it’s a girl Rain.

Roark: Veto .

Gardenia: Why?

Roark: Rain really?

Roark: Ok what about for a boy Thatcher!

Gardenia: Roark why do you hate our child?

Roark: Fine you go.

Gardenia: James.

Roark: Huh.

Gardenia: But only if it’s a girl.

Roark: Oh veto.

Roark: Ooh what about Ruth?

Gardenia: I’m sorry are we having an 89 year old?

Gardenia: How about Dalton?

Roark: Veto. Stuart?

Gardenia: Veto. Sawyer?

Roark: Veto. Ellen?

Gardenia: Veto.

Candice: Is it just me or is veto starting to sound really good?

[just-incorrect-beastars]

[During Halloween]

Louis: Legosi, we need more candy.

Legosi: But there’s only been like four kids.

Louis: Yeah, but one of them told me she loved me so I gave her everything.

[geekywolf]

Adam, holding a scooter: Hey, can I ride this outside?

Crowley : Whatever, okay. I'm not your mother.

Crowley, calling after Adam: Just not in the street!