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GBA Magic of the Heart guys hanging in the bar: Zed: (anxious) please be serious, Mirren, is the Guardian in your list? Mirren: my list? Zed: dude, do not pretend you're not the kind of guy who keeps a list of all the people he's sleep with. Makkaro: I have one, it's called my marriage license. Makkaro and Darling: (high five)
France: There are plenty of reasons to have sex.
England: Don't be crude!
Portugal: No, honey, he's right.
England: Like what?
Portugal: Well, there's Make-up sex, Break-up sex, Revenge sex, Rebound sex...
Spain: “Your friend just told you about a new position” sex, "show off new lingerie" sex, "called/texted the wrong person but they were into it anyway" sex, "just shaved my legs" sex.
France: “Nothing good on television” sex, “Because you can’t get to sleep” sex, "It's cold outside" sex, "You're already in a hotel" sex, "forgot to buy them a present" sex.
Portugal: "It's raining" sex, "You're already at their place and don't want to move your car" sex, "celebrate the victory of your favorite team" sex, "your condoms are about to expire" sex, "they have air conditioning and you don't" sex, "your kids are not home so you can do it on the couch" sex, "To reinforce good behaviors such as shaving and dental hygiene" sex.
England: Oh, now you're conditioning me? Great! That explains why I always get an erection when I floss.
Lin Beifong: Hey. Um, when we were dating, did - did I make you feel needed?
Tenzin: No, I didn't feel like you needed me at all.
Lin Beifong: [sighs] That's what I thought. Uh, I'm sorry. [turns to leave]
Tenzin: Wait, where are you g- that's a compliment! You're the least needy woman I've ever met. That's awesome! No guy's gonna say "Who's your daddy?" to Lin Beifong; you're your own daddy. And mommy. And weird survivalist uncle who lives in a cabin with a shotgun blaming stuff on the government. And that is what makes you the most amazing, strong, independent woman I've ever banged.
Ron: How are you going to feel when he sees you without makeup?!
Hermione: I'm not wearing makeup right now!!
Ron: Holy crap! You're beautiful!!
