#source ratatouille

[incorrectcuphead]

elder kettle: porkrind has done time.

cuphead: what for?

elder kettle: no one know for sure. he changes the story every time you ask him.

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porkrind: i defrauded a major corporation.

porkrind: I robbed the second-largest bank in the inkwell isles using only a ball-point pen.

porkrind: I created a hole in the ozone over inkwell hell.

porkrind: i killed a man... with this thumb!