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real things heard in the inkwell isles , trust me

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bowlboy: look at that dog.

mugman: it’s a goat.

bowlboy: okay.

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the devil: and then he ran into my pitchfork... he ran into my pitchfork ten times.

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cuphead: okay, before you say no—

elder kettle: no.

mugman: but we haven’t even told you yet!

elder kettle: i’m sticking with no.

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cuphead: an eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth.

elder kettle: very good. that way the whole world will be blind and toothless.

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elder kettle: porkrind has done time.

cuphead: what for?

elder kettle: no one know for sure. he changes the story every time you ask him.

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porkrind: i defrauded a major corporation.

porkrind: I robbed the second-largest bank in the inkwell isles using only a ball-point pen.

porkrind: I created a hole in the ozone over inkwell hell.

porkrind: i killed a man... with this thumb!

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cuphead: you ever think about coming in through the window?

mugman: no.

cuphead: think about it.

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went a whole hour before realizing i wrote door instead of window and ruined the joke 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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cuphead: you ever think about coming in through the window?

mugman: no.

cuphead: think about it.

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cuphead: [talking to bears] you guys like jokes? good. okay, so two bears are eating a clown. and one of the bears says "does this taste funny to you?"

[a bear punches him]

cuphead: a simple "boo" would have sufficed.

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cuphead: bottoms up!

[cuphead & mugman drink the potion]

porkrind: now, a warning.

mugman: NOW a warning?

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mugman: i know everyone's mad at cuphead for ruining their weekend.

cuphead: but?

mugman: that was it. i was just demonstrating for cuphead what a fact is.

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36. forgetting to change the year was an accident but the devil coming back to the tweet 90 years later is infinitely funnier

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i can do more if you guys liked these! i have a lot of fun making these.

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26. this being before a very devil christmas 😭

27. i don’t know why the devil became “not a flop”

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