#source: @dril

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Sirius: My kink is saying some incredibly cornball shit and watching a guy speed run the five stages of grief as he realises with horror he still wants to fuck me

James, pillow over his face: I am begging you to go to sleep

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jeff: $200 food, $150 data, $800 rent, $36000 hiring someone to hide the bodies, $150 utilities. someone that is good at the economy please help me my family is dying

liu: stop killing people

jeff: no

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damien: #itsuckswhen people claim that im pretentious just because i use imported hand sanitizer fron Europe

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Klaus: If you don't have "rest in peace" on your tombstone you are automatically drafted into the skeleton wars

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Harry: I work in one of those "cool offices" that has pinball machines and ping pong tables and dildo launchers and people shitting on the floor

Kim: I'm calling HR if you use the dildo launcher

Harry: Nice try. They're the ones who approved it

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Aang: IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL

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Mean while, while you were "Gaming" , I tasted 100 different wines in a cave behind a waterfall and cried into a shaman's arms.

Chuuya Nakahara, probably