#source: chris fleming

[totally-correct-star-wars]

Obi-Wan: COMPANY IS COMING! I WANT THIS PLACE LOOKING LIKE DISNEY ON ICE IN ONE MINUTE! Obi-Wan:  ANAKIN IF YOU HAVEN'T MADE YOUR BED THROW IT AWAY IT'S TOO LATE TO MAKE IT NOW! Obi-Wan: GET RID OF THE COUCHES, WE CAN'T LET PEOPLE KNOW WE S I T !

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Alexei: Oh, cool, two-bite brownies? Don't tell me how many bites to take per brownie, okay? For me, they're zero-bite brownies. I suck those things down LIKE A BURMESE PYTHON!

[ahopelessblogaboutdinosaurtrain]

[Next Gen AU.]

Shiny: COMPANY IS COMING! I WANT THIS PLACE LOOKING LIKE A STOCK PHOTO OF A PERFECT TROODON TOWN SUBURBAN HOUSE IN ONE MINUTE!

Shiny: HADVAR IF YOU HAVEN'T MADE YOUR BED THROW IT AWAY IT'S TOO LATE TO MAKE IT NOW!

Shiny: GET RID OF THE COUCHES, WE CAN'T LET PEOPLE KNOW WE S I T !

[angelofthenight]

Hux: THE SUPREME LEADER IS COMING! I want this place looking like Disney on Ice in one minute!

Hux: If you haven’t made your bed, throw it away! It’s too late to make it now!

Hux: Get rid of the couches! We can’t let him know we SIT!

[oceanview15]

Alfred at the batfam when guests are coming over

Alfred: COMPANY IS COMING OVER! I WANT THIS PLACE LOOKING LIKE DISNEY ON ICE IN ONE MINUTE!

Alfred: IF YOU HAVEN'T MADE YOUR BED, THROW IT AWAY IT'S TOO LATE TO MAKE IT NOW!

Alfred: GET RID OF THE COUCHES, WE CAN'T LET PEOPLE KNOW WE SIT !

[incorrectnostraightroads]

Neon J.: COMPANY IS COMING! I want this place looking like Disney on Ice in one minute!

Neon J.: If you haven’t made your bed, throw it away! It’s too late to make it now!

Neon J.: Get rid of the couches! We can’t let people know we SIT!

[dragonflavoredcake]

Someone: What are you up to?

Me:

[soullessbullshit]

Tharn: COMPANY IS COMING! I want this place looking like Disney on Ice in one minute!

Tharn: If you haven’t made your bed, throw it away! It’s too late to make it now!

Tharn: Get rid of the couches! We can’t let people know we SIT!