#source: lovesick

[incorrectkingfallsam]

I’d never have sex outdoors in the missionary position, because if someone walked in halfway through, they might think I was boring.

Jacob Williams

[incorrectcambridgelatin]

Melissa: I like someone else. To be honest, I can't even tell if you're attractive, my mind's that full of this other person.

Quintus: so, you're saying you can't rule out being attracted to me?

Melissa: in a very, very, roundabout way, and even then, not really.

Quintus: right, I'm going to remember that as "was attracted to me, but had issues."

[incorrect-wizardingworld-quotes]

Hermione Granger: It's not you, Cormac. It's just... I like someone else. To be honest, I can't even tell if you're attractive, my head's that full of this other person.

Cormac McLaggen: So you're saying you can't rule out being attracted to me?

Hermione: In a very, very roundabout way. And even then, not really.

Cormac: Right, I'm going to remember it as—was attracted to me, but had issues.

[incorrect-wizardingworld-quotes]

[after The Prank]

Sirius Black: All right, guys?

Peter Pettigrew: We’re not your guys anymore! We're strange men.

James Potter: Strangers, Peter, it's not strange men.

[incorrect-wizardingworld-quotes]

Sirius Black: This girl needs to know I sought her out.

Remus Lupin: Yeah, but it's too late for soughting girls, Sirius.

Sirius: This is destiny, mere Moony. I'm like King Arthur pulling the sword out of the stone. Only in this case, the sword is actually my penis, and the--

Remus: Yeah, got it.

Sirius: --the stone is her vagina.

[incorrect-republic-of-doyle]

Des: Okay, fine. But I want you to have really low expectations of me actually succeeding

[simspohouses]

[incorrectcassiequotes]

“It’s wonderfully British, isn’t it? Sexual confusion. Binge drinking.”

- Pritkin