Stercus Accidit

An incorrect quotes blog for the Cassie Palmer/Dorina Barasab series - submissions accepted (use quote for a single person and just message us for conversations) and please include a source!

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We only came close to dying 6 or 7 times, which we thought was pretty good.

Rico reporting to Marco in HtM

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Dory: I’ve decided not to care anymore!

Dory:

Dory: I’ll still care, though.

Dory: Possibly more than before.

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Fred: Marco, I hope to be half the man you are someday.

Marco: You’re gonna have to up your protein intake quite a bit, maybe start doing some squats–oh, you meant that metaphorically.

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Pritkin: I wish you'd just admit when you've made a mistake.

Cassie, calmly stirring her coffee: Fuck you, I prefer it with salt.

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Fred: There’s no I in team, but there is one in pizza!

Cassie: So you’re not going to share.

Fred, shoveling three pizza sliced into his mouth: I am not going to share.

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Rosier: You know, your entire plan depended on me being a self-serving utter bastard.

Cassie: Yeah, that's a stretch.

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The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single one of them.

Dory Basarab to Mircea Basarab

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Cassie, watching the news: Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium.

Pritkin, covered in ink: maybe the squid was being a dick

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The Consul: Humility. I like it.

The Consul: I, too, am extraordinarily humble.

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Marco: What. Did you do?

Cassie: Alright, but you can’t get mad at me…

Marco: What. Did you DO?

Cassie: Okay, first, I was minding my own business–

Marco: [slams hand on table] BULLSHIT!

Cassie: I WAS!

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Fred: So is this thing between Cassie and Pritkin supposed to be a secret?

Marco: Pfft…hardly.

Marco: The only people who don’t know Cassie loves Pritkin are Cassie and Pritkin.

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If you (Dory Basarab) were ever single and you (Dory Basarab) happened to be looking for someone to kiss you (Dory Basarab) just know that I am always down to love you (Dory Basarab) and cherish you (Dory Basarab) unconditionally

Louis Cesare de Bourbon

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Cassie: Casanova, you've been belly-aching nonstop for an hour and a half. Seriously, all you do is bitch.

Casanova: I happen to bitch a perfect amount for someone in my situation.

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Jonas Marsden: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.

Cassie Palmer: Define "interesting."

Jonas Marsden: "Oh god, oh god, we're all gonna die?"

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People underestimate me because I’m so glamorous.  What they don’t understand is that I am a strong woman.  And that strength comes from my values, my courage, and my dogged pursuit of vengeance.

The Consul

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Louis-Cesare: Be the bigger person.

Dory: No? I'm 5'2" and bitter. You be the bigger person.

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Mircea: What do you call disobeying a Master's orders?

Marco: A hobby.

Mircea:

Marco:

Mircea:

Marco: That I do not engage in.