Quintus Caecilius Icundus

Quotes the Cambridge Latin characters would've said in this day and age.

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Melissa: I like someone else. To be honest, I can't even tell if you're attractive, my mind's that full of this other person.

Quintus: so, you're saying you can't rule out being attracted to me?

Melissa: in a very, very, roundabout way, and even then, not really.

Quintus: right, I'm going to remember that as "was attracted to me, but had issues."

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Varica: it seems like you're being a little harsh.

Salvius: thanks, good note. I was going for extremely harsh, I'll turn it up.

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Domitilla: [after Volubilis asks her out] you're asking me out? That's so cute! What's your name again?

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Clemens: do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?

Grumio: yes.

Clemens: I was hula-hooping. Quintus and I attend a class for fitness and fun.

Grumio: hercle.

Clemens: I've mastered all the moves. The pizza toss… the tornado… the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle.

Grumio: why are you telling me this?

Clemens: because no one will ever believe you.

Grumio: you sick son of a bitch.

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Melissa: [after finding Quintus unconscious] why is it that I'm always finding you unconscious? I swear, one of these days, you're gonna wake up in a coma.

Quintus: wake up in a-oh, nevermind!

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Clemens: I don't know, I've just never been really good at talking to girls.

Grumio: why? You're hot!

Clemens: what?

Grumio: I mean, uh… you're a very appealing guy… man… guy-man.