#source: mort

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Olivia: Do you know what happens to lads who ask too many questions?

Noah: … no, what?

Olivia: Damned if I know. Probably they get answers, and serve 'em right.

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Submitted by calamitaswrath

(Donnel and his Mother with Death) Death: I WAS GOING TO OFFER YOUR BOY A POSITION. I TRUST THAT MEETS WITH YOUR APPROVAL? Mother: What as your job again? Death: I USHER SOULS INTO THE NEXT WORLD. Mother: Ah. Of course, sorry, should have guessed from the clothes. Very necessary work, very steady. Established business? Death: I HAVE BEEN GOING ON FOR SOME TIME, YES. Mother: Good. Good. Never really thought of a job for Donny, you know, but it’s good work, always very reliable. What’s your name? Death: DEATH.

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Kruber [about Saltzpyre]: He doesn’t like wizards and witches much.

Sienna: Nobody likes a smartass. We give him trouble, you see. Priests don’t, so he likes priests.

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Submitted by calamitaswrath

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Charlotte: Do you know what happens to boys who ask too many questions:

Joel: No, what?

Charlotte: Damned if I know. Probably they get answers, and serve ’em right.

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Ari: Can you see me?

Triste Townsperson: I reckon so, or someone very much like you.

Ari: Thank you.