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Natasha: I’m a BAD bitch, you can’t kill mE

Russo brothers: :)

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Clint: *mohawk*

Avengers: I—

Clint: I’m a BIG BOY now and I can dO wHaT I wAnT, you just don’t undersTAND ME

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*a text conversation*

Clint: :)

Natasha: Clint...what did you do?

Clint: :))))

Natasha: CLINT I AM ON A MISSION I CAN’T COME HOME TO FIX YOUR MESS

Clint: ::::))))))

Natasha: I’ll be there in an hour.

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Steve: Nat, I wish you’d talk about yourself more.

Natasha: I tried opening up about my feelings one time.

Steve: And?

Natasha: Killed him soon after.

Steve:

Natasha: He knew too much.

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Clint: *walks in* GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY WE HAVIN A GOOD DAY TODAY??

Peter: YES WE ARE!! WOOP WOOP! BIG GOOD DAY!!! KARAOKE CONTEST??

Clint: KARAOKE CONTEST!!

Tony:

Natasha:

Tony: I need coffee.

Natasha: I need vodka.

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Natasha: Clint, this doesn't fit my style.

Clint: Just wear it, come on!

Natasha: No.

Clint: You are NO fun, Nat.

Natasha: I don't care.

*secretly in her bedroom, wearing ladybug onesie*

Natasha: I feel alive.

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Natasha: I'm a strong, independent woman who don't need no man.

Also Natasha: I'm a strong, independent woman who would also like a man to spar with.

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Peter: ...hey Auntie Nat?

Natasha: ...yes?

Peter: ...be the best ever?

Natasha: *sighs* Yes I’ll play Scrabble with you.

Clint: You told me no 5 minutes ago??

Natasha: You didn’t call me Auntie.

Peter: *fist pumps*