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Master: I am your father’s brother’s nephew's cousin's former roommate.

Jenny: What does that make us?

Master: Absolutely nothing. Which is what you’re about to become.

John: I'm a mog - half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.

Shiro: Do you?

Pidge: Yes

Shiro: Do you?

Prince Lotor: Yes

Shiro: GOOD, you're married. KISS HIM!

Prince Lotor: *Given a gun* I ain't shooting this thing, I hate guns.

Prince Lotor: *Hair gets singed by a laser* My hair, he shot my hair. Son of a bitch! *starts blasting*

Prince Lotor: I am Prince Lotor, son of Zarkon, King of the Galra.

Pidge: Oh great. That's all we needed. A Galran prince.

Hunk: Funny, he doesn't look Galran.

Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

Morgana Pendragon

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