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The Rise of Sindel

For centuries Earth has used Mortal Kombat to defend itself against the Outworld Emperor Shao Kahn. But, Kahn becomes frustrated by failed attempts at taking Earth through tournament battle. He enacts a plan which began 10,000 years ago.

During this time Kahn had a queen. Her name was Sindel and her young death was unexpected. Kahn’s Shadow Priests, lead by Shang Tsung, make it so Sindel’s spirit would someday be reborn, not on the Outworld but on the Earth Realm itself.

However, due to a curious alignment in Earth’s leylines, the site of the resurrection ritual must take place at Hole 5 on the golf course at the New York Country Club in New Hempstead, New York...

(Shang Tsung and a group of men in purple hoods and robes are gathered in a circle, chanting. Before them the ground twists and contorts, taking shape as Sindel’s body regrows before them. From behind Tsung, a man in a tacky golf outfit, silly hat included, approaches)

Golfer: What’re ya doing!?

Shang Tsung: ...We’re fixing a divot.

Golfer: Oh. (Turns and calls to his friends) They’re fixing a divot!