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Mega-Girl: Impress me.

Tootsie Noodles: I can talk to animals.

Mega-Girl: Prove it.

Tootsie Noodles: [To a duck] Hello, you fucking duck!

Virgil: How did he die?

Remus: Natural causes.

Janus: You pushed him off the roof! I watched you do it!

Remus: ...gravity is natural.

Alya: Why’s Adrien crying?

Nino: He thinks he stepped on a ladybug.

Alya: Thinks?

Nino: It was a red M&M.

Jord : How did he die ?

Laurent : Natural causes.

Nikandros : You pushed him off the roof.

Laurent : Gravity is natural.

Damen : True.

esca: whatever you're thinking right now, stop it

marcus: what?

esca: you always make that face when you're about to say something stupid to piss me off

esca: so cut it out-

marcus: i love you

esca: ......

marcus: also cereal qualifies as a soup

esca: i fuckinG KNEW IT

Silk: *bursts into the room* It’s missing.

Velvet: (turned away) What’s missing?

Silk: Th-the thing...

Velvet: *turns around with their child in her arms* What thing?

Silk, relaxing: Oh, you have it.

Velvet: Wh-

Velvet: YOU MEANT OUR CHILD???

Theryn: Thank you all for coming. Today we need to discuss financing.

Kamari: Um, it’s just me here.

Theryn: I know. You owe me thirty gold.

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