#source: undertale comic

[incorrect-sm-families-quotes]

Guzma, entering the Shady House: Hmph. Smells like "wrong dog" in here...

The rest of Team Skull: ...

Plumeria: ...Guzma, are you feeling alright?

Guzma: *trying his best not to break down in tears*

[wolfmage553]

Terror Time/Once Upon A Witchlight Crossover

(an AU where Jed and Xhuri got separated from the rest of the party and ended up joining the Witchlight party)

Xhuri: *Slightly adjusting her wedding dress* I cannot believe I am doing this.

Gricko: You almost forgot your veil. The blushing bride shouldn't be without one.

Xhuri: *chuckles softly* Thanks, Gricko.

*Sound of commotion come from another room*

Jed: Xhuri, help!

*Jed comes running out of the other room dressed in a tuxedo as Gideon runs behind him*

Gideon: Jed, you forgot your boutonniere.

*Gricko jumps between Xhuri and Jed*

Gricko: It's bad luck for the groom to see the bride in the wedding dress before the wedding.

Jed: We're aren't doing this.

Kremy: The newlyweds discount is the only way we can get into the palace without spending a king's ransom.

Jed: You and Gideon can do it. You two are already married. We're not going through with this, right Xhuri?

*Jed looks over and sees Xhuri stepping closer to him while blushing profusely*

Xhuri: *internally* I'm in a wedding dress, Jed is in a tux. I'm in a wedding dress, Jed is in a tux. I'm in a wedding dress, Jed is in a tux.

*Xhuri starts swaying like she's dizzy*

Jed: Xhuri, are you okay?

Gideon: I would say she's getting cold feet but I think she's going to run hotfoot to the honeymoon.

[the-travelers-hub]

MH: What are you?

DL: I’m the Dark Lord!

MH: I mean, what’s between your pants?

DL: F A C E S .

[incorrect-btb-quotes]

Sakura: BWAHAH!

FRIENDS??? I DON’T NEED FRIENDS!

Sakura: I’VE GOT KNIFES!!!!

*throws knife at Mirai*

Mirai: *dodges*

Sakura: I’m...

Sakura: ... out of knifes...

[acuratewofquotes]

Kestrel: Glory! Stop being so lazy and do something!

Glory: What?! I AM doing something!

Glory: It's called procrastination! In case you didn't know... today I've blinked 7,899,061 times. I've filled my lungs with air 679,830 times. AND I had to chew ALL my food before swallowing. It's been a long and busy day and now I'm tired so leave me alone!

Kestrel: *looks into the camera like she's in the Office*

[acuratewofquotes]

After the Massacre

Fathom: I can't find it... (shit shit shit shit shit)

Indigo: What are you looking for?

Fathom: My will to live.