#source:buffy

[the-bookish-nerds]

Tamlin: You're really campaigning for asshole of the year, aren't you?

Rhysand: As defending champion, are you nervous?

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Blake: I know something about evil. You're not evil.

Emerald: Maybe I'm not evil. But I don't think I can be good.

Blake: Well, I'm not good, and I'm alright.

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Hi! For those of you who have just tuned in, everyone here is a crazy person.

Weiss Schnee, probably

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Something weird is going on. Isn’t that our school motto?

Yang Xiao Long, probably

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I don't know about you guys, but I've had it with super-strong little women who aren't me.

Nora Valkyrie, probably

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Emerald: So then Mercury's like, "It's share time." And I'm like, "Oh, yeah? Share this!" [punches the air]

Cinder: So, either you hit him, or you did your wacky mime routine for him.

Emerald: Well, I didn't do either, actually. But he deserves it, don't you think?

Cinder: Nobody deserves a mime, Emerald.

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[After a White Fang member falls down]

Sun: Wow! That was really funny looking! Could you do it again?

White Fang member: I'll kill you for that.

Sun: For that? What were you going to kill me for before?

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I appreciate your thoughts on the matter, in fact I encourage you to always challenge me when you feel it's appropriate; you should never be cowed by authority. Except, of course, in this instance, when I am clearly right and you are clearly wrong.

Ozpin, probably