Mar 31, 2021
Nicky:(playing Game of Life, gets prompted to pick between a child or a pet) Cat!
Eleven:It does seem to give as much happiness as a child!
Nicky:I’d argue a cat would bring more happiness than a child.
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Nicky:(playing Game of Life, gets prompted to pick between a child or a pet) Cat!
Eleven:It does seem to give as much happiness as a child!
Nicky:I’d argue a cat would bring more happiness than a child.
(box)
JP:(obnoxious gamer voice) Yo guys, is this the box from Portal??
Eleven:(streaming) “Show us your new wardrobe”? Okay!
(She shows the stream a blue sweater.)
Eleven:Do you think it looks nice? It’s very comfy~
Eva:(on twitch chat) Looks lovely
Eleven:”Looks love”- Wait, I thought you were streaming, Eva?
Eva:(on twitch chat) yes we’re watching you
Eleven:They asked me to show them some of my clothes.
Eva:(screams from downstairs) Have you showed them the socks!?
Eleven:(screaming back) Show them the socks!?
Eva:(screaming) Socks! Show them the socks!
Eleven:Okay! (goes back to normal voice) She’s... asking me to show the- (she gets up, grabs a pair of rabbit ear socks, and shows them to the stream)
Eva:Awww~
Eleven:(giggles) I think I heard her go “awwww”~
Cathy:That's an 091 number, should we call them?
Mai:I don't have reception.
Daniel:Convenient.
Mai:You want to call them then?
Cathy:Are you making a long distance phone call?
Daniel:(deadpan) Let me make a transatlantic phone call to find out the location of a man for a fucking game of Geoguessr.
(playing Jackbox Push The Button)
Yuki: Nicky might be an alien. We need to test more.
Hyunwoo:Definitely an alien.
Nicky:I'm too busy getting doritos!
Isol:Trying to work out who to evict from our spaceship and you're getting doritos?!
Nicky:I didn't think I'd be on everybody's hitlist!
. . .
Isol:Hyunwoo, why would you ever want to live in an RV?
Hyunwoo:I dunno, it's pretty cozy, you know.
Isol:No?
Nicky:Shit, forgot my dip, hold on.
Isol:You are being investigated to see if you're an alien on this spacecraft right now!
Yuki:There's an alien infestation and you care about dip.
Nicky:Okay, I got good news and bad news, the bad news is, there's no dip. Good news:I've got milk as a replacement.
Yuki:Who dips doritos in milk?
Nicky:I do!
Isol:Nicky's putting doritos in milk, that's alien for sure.
Yuki:(scanning Nicky) She's a human.
Isol:How the fuck is she human?!
Hyunwoo:We should evict her for committing war crimes. I don't care if she's human, get her off the ship. That's not okay.
Yuki:You can't even drink the milk afterwards, that's salty milk.
Nicky:No, it tastes good! It's- noooo...
Isol:You're wrong!
Nicky:You know how you have cheese on spaghetti?
Yuki: Nicky, stop.
Laura: Should we take a quick break, drink some water?
Rozzi:Sure.
. . .
Laura:Hey guys. Let's take this moment to play a prank on her. Next joke she makes, say "who asked".
Rozzi:(lingering in the doorway) See, you thought you were being really clever, right?
Laura:Nooo!
Rozzi:I was munching on a fizzy cola bottle as a snack and I heard everything.
Laura:That's funny, but who asked?
Nadja:Did the hint I gave you earlier help?
Isol:No, you didn't tell us anything of substance!
Nadja:Perhaps you'd like another?
Isol:Yeah. Give us the other one, yeah.
Hyejin:Please, give us the hint.
Isol:Fucking hate your hints, give me another.
Hyejin:You didn't say you were gonna give us another hint!
“This is not good.... she’s already captured the heart of every man in the courtroom!”
Shoichi:Looks like this case is one that can only be solved.... by the gays.