#source; irl

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Luke; I want a first husband just so I can say I had a first husband

Mikey; Yea, my first husband was such a bitch

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Michael, mid-laugh; Ashton got backhanded by a door

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*Luke trying to flip Calum's hat off his head*

*fails twice*

Calum; If you do that again, I will slap you…you gotta give it a 5min rest you addict

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(explaining why he likes this one Kpop group)

Calum; A good chunk of their songs make me go 'I could fight god and win' but why should I when I could go up to Satan and seduce them?

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Michael; You ever meet someone who talks in uwu speech?

Calum; *confusion*

Michael; I forgot that you don’t spend all of your time online

. . .

(me explaining the latest internet shit whether it's a tiktok trend or youtube drama is how most of me and my brother's conversations go. Latest thing i explained was the Berries and Cream Lad mashup audios, it's wild.)

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Liz to Malum; You know what I heard last night? *points towards Luke & Ashton*

Why are you so fucking dumb?

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Calum; I wonder what Jeff Bezos does with his money

Ash passing by; wipes his ass with it

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*over text*

Luke to Mikey; Sir 😤, your crackassery needs to ✋