#source: bbt

[incorrectdisa]

Gretta: You are giving me a sticker. Dwight: Not just any sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying “Me-Wow”. Gretta: I am not a child, Sir Dwight. Dwight, shrugging: Fine, I’ll take it back. Gretta, clutching her sticker defensively: I earned this. Back off.

[themiraculousladyblog]

Alya, about Marinette and Adrien's wedding: Saturday's the big day! Many of us thought this day would never come. I may have been one of those people.

Marinette: I may have also been one of those people.

Adrien: Are we talking about our wedding?

Marinette: Yes.

Adrien: Oh, I was also one of those people.

[mbti-enemies]

INFJ: How do you feel about children?

INTJ: Um, they're ok I guess, if I saw one I wouldn't throw a rock at it

INFJ: WHY WOULD YOU THROW a roCK at a ChiLD

INTJ: I just said I wouldn't!!

[criminalmindsgonewrong]

Reid: You’re giving me a sticker?

Penelope: Not just any sticker. This is a sticker of a cat saying “me-wow” !

Reid: I am not a child.

Penelope: Fine, I’ll take it back.

Reid: No, I earned this. Back off.

[imnotjustanassholearchived]

“Eric, doesn’t know when he’s being mean because the part of his brain that should know is getting a wedgie from the rest of his brain.”

[incorrectmashquotes]

Henry: Did you know my father staged the Easter Egg Hunt with no eggs to see how long we’d keep looking?

Henry: The answer, by the way; June.

[cartoonsrulemylife]

“Jewelry? Seriously? Eric, you are the most shallow, self-centered person I have ever met! Do you really think another transparently manipulative – Oh, it’s a tiara! Put it on me, put it on me, put it on me, put it on me.”

heidi turner- cartman

[overheardatthecontinental]

Santino: I'm a Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know...

John Wick: Yes... It tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion that the sun's apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality.

Santino: Participate in the what?

Winston: What he means is that wouldn't be his first guess.

Santino: Yeah, a lot of people think I'm a water sign.