#source: callmecarson

[incorrect-jojo-quotes]

Fugo, to Narancia: Genuine absolute Cro-magnon…

Narancia: Cro-magnon?

Narancia: What does that even word- like-

Fugo: You don’t even know what that means…

Narancia: You’re a stalactite

Fugo: That’s not-

Mista: That’s a… crystal

Narancia: Rock!

[Later when Giorno has joined]

Giorno, discussing evolution: Didn’t it go Australopithecus, Homo Habalis and then it went to Cro-magnon and then to Homo sapien?

Narancia, pointing at Fugo and Mista: So that’s what you guys mean when you call me a Cro-magnon!

Mista: Oh my god! He hasn’t known! We said that back in March! It’s been half a year!

[stardewvalleyquotesbutitswrong]

Abigail in a monotone voice: I have a personality, I watch The Office. It's okay, I have a social life.

Sam: *big time rush theme song*

[classpectingshitposts]

Knight: Get away from us, you harbinger of chaos!

Bard: They call me the catalyst.

Knight: They call you the catalyst?!

[kimetsu-no-incorrect]

Tengen: Uh, This is pillar training thank you for attending-

Tengen: I will eliminate the middle class.

[we-loath-incorrect-quotes]

That's a disturbing amount of dedication.

- the entire mcr fandom, in response to the revenge era aesthetic

[xanaxblowandamacbookpro]

josh, as they get onto an elevator: 100% of elevator related deaths happen on the elevator

[incorrect-wandersong-quotes]

Miriam: Alright, Kiwi, spell "Achoo"

Kiwi: .... Bless you.

Miriam: Alright, thank you

[incorrect-inkymystery]

Cuphead: Maybe if it was something a little more like- *accidentally shows picture of a demonic, bloodied body* No, not that, kinda like this. *Shows picture of stuffed crust pizza*

Bendy: Oh my CUSS, what the HELL! Are we gonna gloss over it?!?! O-Oh my stars! It looks like Chaos's heart!

Cuphead: Look at the way these cheese sort of... flows out of the crust. I really think that's not the best example but-

Bendy: There is blood EVERYWHERE!

Cuphead: -...really gotta know how to cut those corners.

Mugman: ...that is Satan's heart.

Bendy: There is blood everywhere, and you are still fixated on stuffed crust?

Cuphead: That's great and all but what if it was hhhhOT DOGS?

(Holly, Mugman and Boris burst out into laughter while Bendy worries for Cup's sanity)