#source: ds9

[musingswithmemes]

"You'd shoot a man in the back?"

"It's the safest way isn't it?"

[modernincorrectlotrhobbit]

Thranduil: We agreed we'd meet unarmed. Are you unarmed?

Thorin: Yes. Are you unarmed?

Thranduil, pulling out a sword: No. I lied.

Thorin, pulling out his sword: So did I.

Thranduil, pulling out a second sword: But I lied twice.

Thorin: Oh, you're good...

[what-life-is-really-like]

Minkowski: I heard an interesting rumor today.

Eiffel: Only one? I started at least twelve.

[creative-lampd-liberties]

Logan: What's the matter?

Janus: Well, it's just that... Lately I've noticed everyone seems to trust me. It's quite unnerving, I'm still trying to get used to it. Next thing I know, people are going to be inviting me around for dinner.

Logan: Well, if it makes you feel any better, I promise I will never ask you over.

Janus: I appreciate that.

[incorrect-masseffect]

Shepard: I do miss working with you, Miranda. I miss our games of chess.

Miranda: As I recall, Shepard, we played one game and you cheated.

[incorrect-metalgear]

Liquid: You have no intention of joining the Sons of Big Boss, do you?

Ocelot: No, I’m afraid I don't.

Liquid: Then why all this deception?

Ocelot: Because lying is a skill just like any other, and if you want to maintain a level of excellence, you have to practice constantly.

[lostlightincorrectquotes]

Ratchet: Well, people either love you or hate you. I mean, I hated you when we first met.

Drift: I remember.

Ratchet: But now...

Drift: ...?

Ratchet: ...

Drift: ... And now?

Ratchet: ...

Ratchet: Well... now I don't.

Drift: ...

Ratchet: ...

Drift: ... That means a lot to me, Doc. It really does.

Ratchet: Really! Now... that is from the heart, huh? Huh? I really do.

Ratchet: ...

Drift: ...?

Ratchet: ...

Ratchet: ...Not hate you anymore.

[incorrectcarsquotes]

Doc: I assume you realize that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in my town?

Lightning: Is there another type of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?