#source: evilwizard

[dragonflavoredcake]

Scar: WIZARD TIP OF THE DAY! Buy a weather balloon, fill it with helium, duct tape knives to it, and release it

Pearl: Is this magic?

Scar: WIZARD TIP OF THE DAY! No more questions

[incorrectringsofpower]

Sauron: can i get your enthusiastic consent to succumb to the power of my ring

[incorrectringsofpower]

Sauron, about the Elvish Rings of Power: okay, hold on, time out. that’s not fair. if they’re allowed to shoot energy beams using the power of friendship, i should be able to summon a monster using the power of divorce

[incorrectringsofpower]

Sauron: fyi i will be extending some dark tendrils across the sky later today. just a heads up Adar: The Red ones are mine try not to get tangled please Sauron: i thought we scheduled around this Dark Wizard: i know its last second but is it ok if i send green lightening arching into the heavens while all this is going on? Sauron: for fuck’s sake guys

[incorrectringsofpower]

Dark Wizard: WIZARD TIP OF THE DAY: fashion your hatred into a blade

[incorrectringsofpower]

[Season 3, probably]

Pharazôn: it’s time to face the facts—the only way to revitalize our small town’s economy is a three hundred meter tall Morgoth Temple

Eärien: how does this work? well, we believe people will flock from far and wide to rescue their loved ones from being sacrificed within the temple. and in future generations when the temple is full, its notoriety will ensure that it remains a popular tourist attraction

Kemen: it’s an opportunity economy! the opportunity is to be sacrificed within the vault of gold and shadows

[shitpostsfromarcadiahigh]

Douxie: Wizard tip of the day- Buy a weather balloon, fill it with helium, duct tape knives to it, and release it

Claire: Is this magic?

Douxie: Wizard tip of the day- No more quastions