#incorrect hermitcraft quotes

[dragonflavoredcake]

Mumbo: Just wanted to let you guys know that I'm going fishing at a lake in Bosnia in the middle of nowhere, and I probably won't have a signal for a couple of days. Grian: One day you're gonna die and we're just not gonna know about it for months

[wheatgrasswatcher]

[incorrecthermitquotes]

Skizz: I don’t know if they’ll notice, but I slipped a short note into each of my friends’ inventories to remind them how much I love them.

Impulse, pulling out a 100 page book from his inventory: What the heck-

[mitsu-1325]

Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes Day?

Impulse: *posts very low quality image to the Boatem group chat*

Grian: If I had a diamond for every pixel in that image, I’d have 15 emeralds

Impulse: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.

Scar: Actually I tried to do the math, and I’m pretty sure G would have 225 diamonds , not 15 emeralds (idk what currency to use for cents so yeah)

Grian: Dude, I’m right here

Mumbo: If I had a diamond I would buy a soda :)

Impulse: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Mumbo: Sorry I only have a diamond

Impulse: :(

Scar: Hey, I just realized Cub, who is with me right now, was right. G would have 22,500 diamonds because it’s a diamond for every pixel, not a emerald

Mumbo: If I had 22,500 diamonds, I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice.

Scar: You could buy anything you want with 22,500 diamonds

Pearl: Yeah and he wants soda and apply juice

Scar: Apply juice to what

Pearl: Directly to the forehead

Grian: Great talk everyone

[pseudocyance]

Cub: Hey wanna get into an MLM together?

Scar, thinking Cub is asking him to join an mlm relationship aka asking him out: what

Cub, trying to get Scar into his pyramid scheme: what

[hawk-of-night]

SOMETIME DURING HERMITCRAFT S8

Grian breaking in Pearl's base: HALP-

Pearl: wha- what? what is it!

Grian: I MADE DOC MAD YOU GOTTA HIDE ME

Pearl: WHAT

Grian: He caught in the middle of preparing a prank! It was just a bunch of chickens! But I forgot he's in a really bad mood!

Pearl: .... *digs hole in floor* hide there. Dig down and fill it in behind you, I'll cover it up from up here.

~ a few minutes later ~

Doc: Did you see that menace of a bird? Pearl: Well, he did fly past a few minutes ago. Why?

Doc: Menace was trying to drop chickens in my base! Pearl: .....ok? Well he went that way...... *points towards Grian's base* Doc: *goes*

Pearl:

Grian down below: Pearl: Grian:

Pearl: You can come up now.

Grian: digging back up: I told you he's scary

Pearl: mhm hm.

Both:

Pearl: .....so when are we gonna mention to everyone that we're siblings? Grian: *shrugs* after we go see Timmy and Martyn and Lizzie. Like. Not video calls, actually go see them.

Pearl: Yeah i can get behind that.

Both:

Pearl: Nest?

Grian: NEST.

[reallyneedsalife]

Impulse: Look guys, I need help.

Skizz: Love help?

Scar: Financial help?

Grian: Physical help?

Gem: Help moving a body?

*Everybody looks at Gem*

Gem: What?

[illogicalchaos1]

How I imagine Skizz joined Hermitcraft

(based on an incorrect hermitcraft quotes post below the cut)