#source: incorrectotome

[genshinimpactful]

Lumine: [to anyone that'll listen] Childe is a caring-

Childe: [brutally murdering some 'churls in the background]

Lumine: [ignoring that] - and considerate person!

[reijibunny]

Ai: You ever think about how your skeleton is always wet?

Ranmaru: I wish I never had, but thanks for ruining my life

Reiji: Don't worry! There will come a time when it is not

Ranmaru: Thanks! Even worse!

[genshinimpactful]

Lumine: You played me like a fiddle!

Childe: Oh, no, Lumine. Fiddles are actually quite difficult to play. I played you like the cheap kazoo that you are.

[reijibunny]

Camus: What time does the Judgmental Express arrive?

Ai: Ranmaru gets here at noon

[reijibunny]

Nagi: What are you doing?

Haruka: Hugging you?

Nagi: Disgusting

Nagi:

Nagi: Wait don't stop

[reijibunny]

Reiji: Uhm, why is my underwear in the freezer?

Ai: You said "this is gonna confuse me so much tomorrow"

Ai: Apparently drunk you likes to play pranks on sober you.

Reiji:

Reiji: That explains so much

[reijibunny]

Tokiya: Good Morning.

Camus: Good Morning.

Masato: Good Morning.

Syo: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Ren: *coming through the window* What's up, Motherf*ckers?!

[reijibunny]

Reiji: You have to apologize to Camus!

Ranmaru: Fine, unf*ck you, or whatever.