#source: incorrectquotes

[ask-admiral-locust]

Hux: I lost Admiral Locust

Captain Phasma: How did you LOSE the Admiral?!

Hux: To be fair, she is very short.

[misssunflowersandsangria]

Sai: I’d like to announce that Ino is no longer my girlfriend.

Ino: That is the worst possible way to tell people that we are engaged.

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The Follow Up

Ino, drunk, pointing at Sai: That’s my boyfriend, bitches.

Sai: Your husband, Beautiful.

Ino: My Husband! Even better!

[sandersidess]

Virgil: Self care is eating mangoes.

Roman: I hate mangoes.

Virgil: Oh, die then.

[psgmisquotes]

[at the New Year’s eve party]

Thomas Tuchel [raising his glass]: I would like to offer a toast.

Tuchel: I cannot believe we already gone through another twelve months of absolute fuckery.

Tuchel: Cheers, boys.

[imundeadnotunreasonable]

Dracula: Bruce, stop lurking!

Bruce: I'm not lurking, I'm standing quietly in the shadows!

[sandersidess]

Virgil: You need a hobby.

Logan: I have a hobby.

Virgil: Staring at Roman’s face isn’t a hobby.

Logan: You’re right. It’s a profession and I excel at my job.

[sandersidess]

Roman, to Virgil and Logan: I don’t get it. How do you two work together as a couple?

Logan: Because Virgil and I have the exact same life philosophy. The only people you can really trust are the ones you know will stab you in the back at the first given opportunity.

Virgil: So, naturally, we trust each other completely.

[sandersidess]

Director: Cut! Roman, you have to be angry at Patton! You’re supposed to be fighting in this scene, remember?

Roman: I can’t be mad at Patton, though! Look at them! It’s like trying to be angry at a goddamn cinnamon roll!