#source: incorrectquotesdatabase

[incorrecthlvraiquotes]

Tommy: What time is it?

Benrey: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out

Benrey: [Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune]

Gordon: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE  MORNING

Benrey: It’s 2 am

[worldairportwonders]

“You have the moral backbone of a chocolate éclair.”

-Muffin to Lime, probably

[incorrectjumanji]

Mouse: What? I'm not that aggressive!

Shelly: Last Tuesday, you whacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips?

Mouse: Survival of the Fittest, bitch.

[definitelycorrecttf2quotes]

Scout: Oh, I know where this is going! Spy, appearing next to them during a freeze frame: Scout had absolutely no idea where this was going. Saying they did was but a ruse to make them seem more intelligent and likable. To be fair, Scout didn’t know where most things were going most of the time.

[thefunkiestofphantoms]

Augie: what? i’m not that aggressive!

Skip: last Tuesday, you whacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips?

Augie: survival of the fittest, bitch.

[definitelycorrecthitmanquotes]

If I wasn’t such a gentle and polite person, I would flip you off right now.

-Diana

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Stephen: Okay, so the gingerbread house instructions say to be very delicate -

Harley, holding a power drill: DELICATE!!!

[andrea-weasley]

Emma: Regina, I'm sorry to tell you this but you know you have a heart, and the capacity to feel.

Regina: you take that back