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Samuel Brains: Hey, how y'all-

Joe Puddy: *snarls with Hammer on his grip*

Samuel Brains: *girly scream* GET YO POPPIN HUSBAND, ELAINE!!!

Elaine Puddy, acting innocent: he don't bite.

Samuel Brains: YES HE DO!

Silva: Can you explain to me, what possessed you to crash my car?

Chrollo: I wanted to see how a Mercedes.... Bendz

Silva: ......

Chrollo: .....

Silva: Get out of my house

Chrollo: that's fair.

Jack: Hey how y’all doin—

Hannibal: *growls*

Jack: AHH GET YO FUCKIN DOG BITCH

Will: oh it don’t bite

Jack: YESS IT DO

Dumbledore: And why do you want to become a professor?

Remus: Cause I'm....classy.

Dumbledore: Get the fuck in that classroom, bitch! You're hired.

look i know this joke is probably tired as hell but it’s still funny to me

Mob boss: Hey, how y'all-

Harley: *snarles*

Mob boss: *screams* GET YO FUCKIN GIRL, BITCH!!!

Joker: It don't bite.

Mob boss: YES IT DO! GET THAT-

Shuten: Ay, you know where I can get some drugs from?

Furufumi: Excuse me, you’re in a library!

Shuten: My bad. Do you know where I can get some drugs?

Furufumi: Yeah, yeah, what you need, bro?

Amanda: Connor, why do you want to become deviant?

Connor: Cause Amanda, deviants are life *dances fucking horribly*

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