#source: labyrinth

[thehyperrequiem]

What Ziggy’s introduction should’ve gone like

Ziggy: You remind me of the babe

Colette: What babe?

Ziggy: Babe with the power

Melodie: what power?

Ziggy: Power of Voodoo

Edgar: Who do?

Ziggy: You do

Nita and Leon: Do what?

Ziggy: Remind me of the babe

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Stiles: Give me the child. Peter: Stiles, beware. I have been generous up 'til now. I can be cruel. Stiles: Generous? What have you done that's generous? Peter: *Everything*! Everything that you wanted I have done. You asked that the child be taken. I took him. You cowered before me, I was frightening. I have reordered time. I have turned the world upside down, and I have done it all for *you*! I am exhausted from living up to your expectations. Isn't that generous?

[incorrecthogwartsmysteryquotes]

Rakepick: Turn back, MC. Turn back before it's too late.

MC: I can't. Don't you understand I can't?

Rakepick: What a pity.

[arwenkenobi48]

Vervain: Look, you’ve got to understand my position; I’m a coward and Woundwort scares me

Me: what kind of position is that?

Vervain: no position, that’s my point!

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Talvas Fathryon: You have to understand my position. I'm a coward and Master Neloth scares me.

Nixiel Veres: What kind of position is that?

Talvas: No position! That's my point!

[heartlandrock]

Mysterious figure: Ah, what do we have here?

Ron stealing Benmont's leftovers from the fridge: Oh, uh, nothing.

*mysterious figure takes off cloak, revealing it's Benmont*

Benmont: Nothing? NOTHING?! Nothing, tra-la-la?

[hitchell-mope]

Caleb: 🎶it’s only forever🎶

[incorrectdivinityoriginalsin]

Ifan: You have to understand my position. I'm a coward and Sebille scares me

Fane: What kind of position is that?

Ifan: No position! That's my point!