#source: normal horoscopes

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Monk: When someone rubs you the wrong way, you’ll have to step up and learn judo.

[cupcakes-are-ours]

koragg: HEY BABES I'M BACK FROM PLACING CURSES ON RANGERS AT THE PARK

black lance: how was it? any cool curses?

koragg: turns out those kids can deflect curses with the nintendo ds anyway i gotta go purge some evil energy

[incorrect-torna-quotes]

Malos: DEATH IS A ONE WAY STREET BUT THAT DIDN'T STOP ME FROM COMMITTING ONE HELL OF A TRAFFIC VIOLATION

[incorrectrashofthecountsfamily]

Doors are only locked for idiots that don't carry sledgehammers with them all the time.

Toonka

[daily-okakuri]

Okabe: today will contain many strange occurrences, as well as many normal ones, the trouble is telling which is which

[daily-okakuri]

Mayuri: get in touch with the grounded earthy energies by rolling around in the mud until someone asks you to stop

[daily-okakuri]

Okabe: remember to keep things focused and hold your ground. This death ray isnt going to build itself!

[eurazba]

“Your blacks don’t even match?” *side eyes*