#source: seinfield

[incorrect-lackadaisy-cats]

Rocky: Who buys an umbrella? You can get them for free from coffee shops in the metal cans.

Calvin: Those belong to people.

[incorrect-guilty-gear]

Sol: God would never let me be successful; he'd kill me first. He'd never let me be happy.

Ky: I thought you didn't believe in God?

Sol: I do for the bad things.

[incorrect-encanto-quotes]

Mirabel: You know that manslaughter is the least serious murder charge?

Isabela: You don’t say.

Mirabel: Manslaughter. Literally, the slaughter of a man. Sounds brutal, doesn’t it?

Isabela: Heinous.

Mirabel: Yet it’s the most socially acceptable form of murder.

Isabela: So you think we should change the name?

Mirabel: Yes, I do. How about, inadvertent life-ending?

Dolores: Unintentional snuff-out?

Camilo: How about, I can’t believe it’s not murder?

[incorrect-emdt-quotes]

Alonso, shaming Amelia and Julian: I hope you’re both happy!

Amelia: I’m not happy.

Julian: Me neither. I’ve never been happy.

Amelia: I mean, I’m happy sometimes, but- But not now.

Julian: In college, maybe...

[themiraculousladyblog]

Marinette: I just want you to know that I love your son very much.

Gabriel: You do?

Marinette: Yes.

Gabriel: Really?

Marinette: Yes.

Gabriel:

Gabriel: May I ask why?

[incorrectateam]

Amy: I’ve been living a lie.

Face: Just one? I’ve been living twenty.

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Meggy: You find yourself in the kitchen...you see a burger in the receptacle...you think to yourself..."What the hell, I'll just eat some trash".

Ness: No, no, no, no, no! It was not trash!

Meggy: Was it in the trash?

Ness: Yes.

Meggy: Then it was trash.

Ness: It wasn't down in. It was sorta...on top.

Meggy: But it was in the cylinder! 

Ness: Above the rim, though.

Meggy: Adjacent to refuse is refuse.

Ness: It was on top of a magazine and it still had the wrapper on.

Meggy: Was it eaten?

Ness: Like, one little bite.

Meggy: Stripes, I love you. But that's garbage no matter how you bite it.

[incorrect-mugenri]

Saragimaru: The thing is, I've been living a lie.

Kuroji: Just one? I've living, like, 20.