Incorrect Len'en Quotes

~Queue posts once per day at 4pm EST~ Hello and welcome to Incorrect Mugenri, the blog for incorrect quotes about Len'en characters! This blog is run by FriendShapedPlant, though you can call me Mod Sukune. (Icon by KittyCatZelle)

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Welcome!

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Have a quote you want to submit? Awesome! There's just a few rules/guidelines to follow:

Please use they/them pronouns for characters without canon genders (ie nearly all characters) when possible.

If gendered language/pronouns is pertinent to the quote that's fine, it'll just be tagged as "gendered quotes"

Please provide the source of the quote. If you don't know it, try to find it, but if you have no luck, list it as unknown.

I'm open to sources from about any media, as long as the quote used does not promote/reflect bigotry or nasty ideals.

If using Suzumi, specifying which soul isn't necessary unless more than one is speaking. When specifying, please format it, "Suzumi (souls name)" for the first piece of dialogue, and then you can use just the souls name for the rest of it (you can look at their tag here to see what I mean)

Totally chill to edit dialogue to match a characters speech patterns/quirks (Clause, Sukune, Yago, etc.) (Ngl if you don’t do it, I might do it for you)

All gender and pronoun headcanons are accepted here, I myself headcanon many characters having xenogenders and using neopronouns. The use of they/them in quotes is for sake of inclusivity on the topic of headcanons, if that makes sense.

*Sometimes I reblog posts that I believe fit on this blog, but if you (the OP) do not want your post on this blog, please do send me an ask about this and I will absolutely remove it!*

PVP Blaze is disabled on this blog. If you really wanna blaze one of these posts, feel free to send an ask and I'll consider allowing it.

If you want to be assigned an anon name (like be known as Bottle Opener Anon when submitting quotes or asks), send me and ask off and it'll be done!

Anons: None so far!

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Souko: You really need to grow up and set a proper example for your siblings.

Aoji: I...agre-

Kuroji: You can’t take sides with that stranger! I’m your sibling, so listen to me!

Hooaka, imitating Kuroji: Listen to me! Blah, blah, blah, I’m gonna be rich!

Kuroji: You little—! *grabs Hooaka*

Aoji: Please, don’t hurt Hooaka! They had their arm chopped off earlier, remember!?

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Yago: You’re lucky that you’ve come across me, a god of weapons.

Kuroji: What kind of weapons do you make?

Hooaka: Are you gonna resell them, Kuroji?

Aoji: I don’t think we can afford their weapons if they’re a god, Kuroji.

Kuroji: I’ll always find a way!

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Yaorochi: Your existence is confusing. Sukune: How so, gyoh? Yaorochi: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.

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Iyozane @ Mitori: [trying to show my left-handed friend I’m a good ally] yeah it surprised me a lot how much anti-left-handed language is still floating around. it’s honestly kind of sinis… sorry, I didn’t mean that, I wasn’t trying to be passive aggressive or underhanded or……. I try so hard.anfi always,mess up erverythijgg..

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[ID: Youtube comment replies with the names edited out and profiles pictures replaced with the Len'en Project characters Clause, Yabusame Houlen, and Tsubakura Enraku. The replies read as follows:

Clause: It's quite possible that the recent " Implosion" of the submersible "Titan" was the result of a "Colossal Squid" attack.

Tsubakura: No it isn't

Yabusame: "no" it was "not"

Clause: O.K.?..It Was Not Possible? And the fact that "you" were an leye witness to what happened seconds before the implosion, makes "you" the deepest diving honey crisp …snail? In existence? You've disproved my hypothesis. Now, since "you" were there. "You" tell "Me" Exactly, what… happened. Since "you" know what, It was "not"….

/End ID.]

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Tsubakura: Hey, since I'm trans and a parent I guess you could call me transparent eh?

Kurohebi: Ah so thats why I never see you :)

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Mitori: And there I was, at 21, broken that I'd never hear my sibling laugh again. I held their limp hand, my eyes playing cruel tricks as I swore I saw them breathe. In that moment, all I could think about was the lava cake we'd bake together. For this recipe, you'll need a double boiler.

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Kuroji: How many times are you gonna run? I've captured you 17 different times!

Saragimaru: I feel like it’s gonna be at least 18.

Kuroji:

Kuroji: The Orocity of this bitch.

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Suzumi (Hamee): They're out of oat milk, do you want another kind?

Suzumi (Benny): What are my choices?

Hamee: Almond, skim, 1%, 2%, whole?

Benny: That's a lot of options...

Hamee: That's modern milk for ya. What a time to be alive~!

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Clause: "Apologies" if I am being "too" polite. Maybe that is "why" people do not like "me."

Yabusame: No being polite is great! People don't like you because your name is Clause <3

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Tsubakura, referring to Shou's slime: Similar in taste and texture to gelatin, this jiggling mass of jelly can be sculptured into all kinds of creative shapes. As a bonus, it also doubles as professional-grade hair gel. It's the perfect cool summer treat!

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Alright gang I gotta quote but I don't know who to assign it to. So my question is. Who gettin milk

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[ID: Two digital doodles. The first features Jun Amanomiya crying as they say, "I'm the nicest and prettiest and funniest girl in the world and every day I'm attacked by knives and spikes and fire and poison and bombs. Imagine what it's like for every other girl," which is a Tumblr post by charlottan. The second image is a series of texts between Tsubakura Enraku and Yabusame Houlen. The messages start with Yabusame sending a picture of Shion on a couch. The messages read as follows:

Yabusame: Tsuba

Tsubakura: So fat

Yabusame: He was just born not his fault

Tsubakura: Oh poor thang

/End ID.]

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Hibaru: Have you heard about the ongoing program that is really paying now?

Kuroji: Greet first

Hibaru: Good morning

Kuroji: Morning. You can now proceed with your scam.

Hibaru: You are a bastard. Fool

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[ID: A digital doodle featuring Clause and Garaiya Ogata. Garaiya grabs onto Clauses shoulder and says, "Now listen to me, I am talking directly into your ear now. I need you to do me a favor. You will do this for me. I need you to go to GameStop, and I need you to ask the bastard working at the counter if they have bambi for the ps2. If you come back empty handed you'll be in big trouble, you will never see the light of day." /End ID.]

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Tom C. Zemlja: What are you gonna do with that big bat? Gonna hit me? Better make it count. Better make it hurt. Better kill me in one shot.