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[incorrectly-quoting-murderdrones]

Uzi: *Eating batteries still in the packet*

N: You have to unwrap them first, babe.

Uzi: I will eat them with or without the shell!

[the-black-bulls]

Gordon: [is making dolls]

Gauche: [is carving a sculpture]

Vanessa: [is weaving a figure]

Gordon: It’s very peaceful today.

Gauche: Yeah. Peaceful. Too peaceful.

Asta: [forcefully thrown into the room through the window, breaking it and knocking down Vanessa].

Noelle, from outside: I DO NOT LIKE YOU!

Gauche: Yup, there it is.

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Fighter: HOLY SHIT I JUST HAD THE BEST IDEA Artificer: I don’t have the time to devote any thought to whatever idiotic idea you’ve come up with now, Fighter- Fighter: triple barrelled shotgun. Artificer: … I’ll get right on it

[totallycorrectprimos]

Big Nacho: Who wants my Adderall? I don't need it anymore, I'm so good at focusing.

Gordita: Have you considered that that’s because your medicine is working?

Big Nacho: Nah, that can't be it.

[incorrectstevesagaquotes]

[Galaxy Steve and Rainbow Steve are acting out a movie]

Rainbow Steve: No! Don’t jump!

Galaxy Steve: I’m sorry, but it’s too late for me!

Rainbow Steve: Well, if you jump, I’ll jump to!

Galaxy Steve: No, my love, you cannot!

[Sabre walks into the room]

Rainbow Steve: But I will!

Galaxy Steve: Well, I’m sorry, but I -

Sabre: Are you guys okay?

[incorrectly-quoting-murderdrones]

Doll: When animals remember who wronged them, they're "intelligent" and "very cool"

Doll: But when I do it, it's "petty" and "I need to move on?"

[the-black-bulls]

[Rouge and Luck are starting at each other]

Noelle: What are they doing?

Vanessa: They are having a territorial debate.

[Rouge tilts her head and bares her fangs]

Noelle: Who’s winning?

Magna: Well, right now it’s the culmination point. My money’s on Luck.

[Luck arches his back and starts to hiss]

Magna: Dammit.

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Rogue: What’s a little attempted murder between friends?