#source: wrong-anti

[three-trainwrecks]

Amy: did you hear about that one guy who was paralyzed after eating 413 chicken nuggets?

Mark & Ethan, cracking their knuckles: so the limit is 412.

[statistically-unlikely-heavymain]

Medic: Did you hear about that one guy who was paralyzed after eating 413 chicken nuggets?

Scout, Soldier, and Demoman, cracking their knuckles: So the limit is 412.

[exasperatedmoron]

Barry: did you just walk away from ray mid-conversation?

Len: he was boring me to death. my survival instincts kicked in.

[ace-attorney-shitpost]

Phoenix: Girls are so hot.

Phoenix: Guys are hot, too.

Phoenix: Why is everyone so hot?

Maya: Global Warming.

[exasperatedmoron]

Cisco: did you hear about that one guy that was paralyzed after eating 413 chicken nuggets?

Barry, cracking his knuckles: so the limit is 412.

[exasperatedmoron]

Barry: five little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and-

Caitlin: was diagnosed with mesothelioma

Cisco: mama called the doctor and the doctor said-

Caitlin: you might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies.

[exasperatedmoron]

Cicada: i will ruin your happiness, no matter the costs!

Barry: happiness?

Barry, to cisco: im happy?

[exasperatedmoron]

Barry: oh my god, len! what the- is there a particular reason that you're bleeding out on our bedroom floor?

Len: well it's a little to cold to bleed out outside