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❄coldflash/arrowverse❄ • fics & incorrect quotes • exasperatedmoron (ao3) • main acc for @blueberrysunflowers / chouyo_ !!

[exasperatedmoron]

hello !! posting on this acc after 2 years to say that this is the main acc for @blueberrysunflowers (aka chouyo_ on twt!!)

tumblr is ✨silly & quirky✨with it’s side accounts and my haikyuu account is a side account. it means i can only post/retweet on there !! when i follow people back / comment on other’s posts, it will show up as this account !! (because the main acc + side accs all share one timeline)

there isn’t really anything i can do about it apart from making a whole ass account but 🥲 i hope this clears things up !! <33

~ elle 🕺

[exasperatedmoron]

cisco: i could totally do your job

caitlin: uh huh? what are the ABCs of first aid

cisco: easy

cisco: a

cisco: bone

cisco: coming out of the skin is bad

[exasperatedmoron]

sara: if you had to assess the legend's achievements so far, what would you give us?

sara: like... an A+ to an F kinda thing

ava: A to F?

ava: i think we're gonna have to open up more of the alphabets on this one, babe

[exasperatedmoron]

Barry: Well, what would the Care Bears say about how you show your feelings?

Len: It would depend on the bear, Barry.

[exasperatedmoron]

cisco: i asked hartley to share his comforter with me. he said it was king sized, so it was already at max capacity. so i breached him to the couch and locked the room.

[exasperatedmoron]

Cisco: stop mixing shakespearean english with modern english. it's confusing and you're annoying, you fuckin dramatic hipster

Hartley: i swear to heavens, if't be true thee sayeth one more word, i'll yeet thee across thy second dimension

Barry: what the fuck?

[exasperatedmoron]

Barry, trying to turn on the computers: Why isnt it working? Did we forget to pay the electric bills?

Cisco: No, we paid it. I remember because it ended in 69 and we high fived.

[exasperatedmoron]

Barry: because of my metabolism, caffeine no longer gives me the rush i need to finish work. so, instead, i have len periodically text me "we need to talk" to give me the right amount of fear and adrenaline to keep me going

[exasperatedmoron]

Barry, texting: wyd?

Len: waiting for the oven to heat up

Barry: get inside it, you'll toast it up real warm

Barry: wow i tried to be smooth and i failed

Len: did you just tell me to kill myself?

Barry: NO!?!??!?!?!

[exasperatedmoron]

Barry: i just made the gayest sound ever

Len: were u talking?

[exasperatedmoron]

Hartley: i really wanna do bad things to you

Cisco: oo? like what? 😏

Hartley: break your fucking neck

[exasperatedmoron]

Len: you have bde.

Barry: big dick energy?

Len: no

Len: big dumbass energy

Barry: thanks!

[exasperatedmoron]

Barry: ah yes. my train of thought

Barry: or as i like to call it

Barry: the anxiety express

[exasperatedmoron]

Cisco: why have you been abnormally nice to me recently?

Hartley: what do you mean

Cisco: you seem nicer than usual

Hartley: ill punch you in the face if you want

[exasperatedmoron]

Cisco: dios mios. welp, pray for me dude

Barry: i will

Barry: figuratively

Barry: well i only get on my knees for one thing only and praying ain't it

Cisco: you literally could have stopped at 'i will'

[exasperatedmoron]

Barry: fuck this. im running away.

Len: where?

Barry: dunno. do you want to come?

Len: yes

[exasperatedmoron]

Barry: oh my god, len! what the- is there a particular reason that you're bleeding out on our bedroom floor?

Len: well it's a little to cold to bleed out outside