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#rewatch #ace attorney

*edgeworth during forgotten turnabout after kay runs off.*

Edgeworth: Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, You're cool.

Gumshoe: *gives thumbs up.*

Edgeworth: and fuck you I'm out.

#source: half baked #submission

#ace attorney #its always a trip being away from this blog and then coming back to check the submissions #submission

Just wanting to make sure your ok

Aww, Yeah, I'm alright. I'm just not active on this blog much anymore as my interested shifted severally. But I leave it up for everyone else to enjoy the content.

Thank you for asking. I hope you're ok too.

#ace attorney #ask #sorry #im on my main blog more #and ace attorney is always special to me but i also have other interests that im hyper fixating on #i hope you understand #and i also hope youre doing ok too

I decided to look at my tags on this blog and I found some golden ones. Decided to share them. They're great.

#tbh i was thinking phoenix would fit here too #edgeworth the emotionally constipated human being is a better dad than zak #guys im outrageous tired and loopy and take a maya #maya may be dead #yeet it's maya #i will die for you trucy #im like 75% sure its about apollo #gordan ramsey of ace attorney #waiting for godot #larry is life

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based on an argument I had with my entire discord server

#ace attorney #phoneix wright #miles edgeworth #judge

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The fucking moment I learned about objection.lol I had to make this iconic discord chat into a court argument

#ace attorney #miles edgeworth #phoenix wright #reblog

What Apollo's been up to in Khura'in

Apollo: Now, what have we learned?

Pearl: Lots of control.

Apollo: Good.

Pearl: Screaming and hollering.

Apollo: Yes. And most importantly?

Pearl: Passion.

Apollo: Right! So that you know the elements of a good "I'M FINE!" Let's hear it!

Pearl *barely above a whisper*: i'm fine...

Apollo: Ugh, you think anyone's gonna buy that? Louder.

Pearl: i'm fine.

Apollo: Louder!

Pearl: I'm fine.

Apollo: LOUDER!

Pearl: *DEEP INHALE* ...i'm fiiine...

Apollo: Ugh...*facepalms and faints*

Pearl: Too loud?

#ace attorney #JDNDNDDID #i havent seen nor played this game yet but IDNDNDNDI #i see it #apollo justice #pearl fey #submission

Hey, why do a lot of people have headcanons of Phoenix having heterochromia?

Oho!! Ok! So

1) People headcanon this simply because they like it. I've seen this headcanon in many fandoms. Some character has heterochromia.

2) I can only tell you why I headcanon Phoenix as heterochromia.

In the beginning 3 games, the trilogy Phoenix has dark eyes/brown eyes

But in the later games he is shown having blue eyes

Which is already, like, woah! People can't just change their eye color like that!

And i cannot FOR THE LIFE OF ME find this an offical art picture that to me, shows Phoenix having two different eye colors. It's not super clear but you can tell they're not the same color.

But anyways, yeah, people have this headcanon because of that! Him having brown eyes and then having blue eyes. So I hope this helped some.

#ace attorney #Phoenix Wright #phoenix heterochromia #ask #annoymous #OK LISTEN #IM USUALLY BETTER AT THESE BUT I AM GOING THROUGH A LOT OF STUFF SO IM SORRY

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aging gracefully..

+bonus!

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yall 😭

@nsmama @ace-attorney-shitpost @ace-attorney-headcanons

#ace attorney #THIS IS SO CUTE #THANK YOU FOR TAGGING ME

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Manfred Von Karma: Was I a bad father, Mason?

Edgeworth: My name is Miles.

#ace attorney #reblog

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Do you guys ever think about Phoenix and Edgeworth? They’re relationship? But like, how’d they’ll be when they date? The more intact with their emotions dating someone who is emotionally constipated and sees the world as it is?

Edgeworth seeing the world simply as it is. Cold, cruel, death happens, murder happens, jealousy happens. There’s some beauty, some good but that’s so rare that once he finds it he doesn’t want to let it go. Explains why he’s such a fan of the Steel Samurai. It brings him joy and happiness.

He doesn’t want to get close to anyone either. It only brings pain. His father was murdered, his adopted father who emotional abused him framed him for murder, and his sister is so unbelievable jealous that it’s nothing but venom coming out of her mouth at him (until later in the games). He doesn’t try to get close to anyone but it doesnt stop him from being a decent human to those he comes across. Now, don’t get me wrong, he does bond with others. I’m just saying he usually keeps himself at a distance from most.

But one day he remeets Phoenix and his world gets turned upside down. When they start dating some time later he learns more and more about Phoenix. The way Phoenix views the world, the way he applies values to everything in life, just everything. It intrigues him.

He loves to watch Phoenix doodle when they’re spending time together too. Edgeworth gets fascinated on how Phoenix can apply things in real life onto paper. One of his favorite thing soon becomes when Phoenix draws him. They’re usually rough sketches and “look at this doodle of you” but he loves them. He looks so SO BEAUTIFUL on that paper. The way Phoenix sees him makes his heart soar.

He also loves how Phoenix looks at him. Whenever Edgeworth would help him out the look Phoenix will give always gives off butterflies. All he does is say the calculation to a problem immidently after Phoenix says it outloud, but that’s enough to get a look of wonder. He will finish sentences Phoenix has trouble with and recieves a look of… of pure love, and other raw emotions that’s so hard to explain.

Before long Edgeworth sees this plant and doesn’t think nothing of it. He begins to smile and softly tell the plant how beautiful it is. People catch him looking at the clouds or taking pictures of an object before sending it to someone with a grin. People see him honestly stopping and staring at flowers. People see him sympathizing with the possible guilty person and working to find the truth. People can physically see the coldness that acted as a shield melting away.

I just, I can’t help but thing about this from time to time.

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I’m glad to see that I’m not alone in this.

Thinking about their dynamic as a couple, Miles finding peace and the two of them making each other happy every day, even without realising, makes me feel so many emotions deep inside me I can’t describe it.

It just… feels good, so good, too good to explain.

#ace attorney #miles edgeworth #wrightworth #THEYRE SO GOOD

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#ace attorney #Phoenix Wright #miles Edgeworth #THANK YOU FOR TAGGING ME IN THIS IM SCREAMING

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it’s december 2019 and it’s phoenix wright’s first christmas as a father he spends it decorating the office with trucy and keeping company to miles edgeworth, who deeply appreciates it, even if he won’t admit that out loud happy DL-6mas!

#ace attorney #miles edgeworth #phoenix wright #trucy wright #i love this so kuch #much #i love this so much