#source:firefly

[allonsos-evil-lair]

Rise Mikey and Leo are cornered in a fight.

Mikey: "We're gonna die."

Leo: "We're not gonna die. We can't die, Mikey. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too damn pretty for God to let us die."

[wendyliddel]

Prodigal Son incorrect quote

Capshaw to Martin: Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

[allonso-s-archive]

Leo, having just defeated a villain in a sword fight, standing over him with the point of his sword against the villain’s chest.

Leo: Mercy is the mark of a great man

*Leo pokes the villain with the tip of his sword*

Leo: Guess I’m just a good one.

*Leo gives the villain another small stab*

Leo: Well, I’m all right.

[tazincorrectquotes]

Taako: She’s not the first psycho to hire us, nor the last. You think that's a commentary on us?

[matrixreimagined]

Trinity: In short, we don't want to involve the Merovingian again.

Neo: Why not?

Trinity: He tried to have you killed!

Neo: Well, just a bit.

...

...

Neo: Did you send word to the Merovingian?

Link: Yeah, haven't heard back yet. Didn't he try to have you killed one time?

Neo: Everyone's making a fuss!

[druish--princess]

Veronica (casually): I believe JD’s planning to shoot me again. Heather Duke: Here's a little concept I've been working on. Why don't we shoot him first? Heather McNamara: It is his turn.

[fuck-yes-incorrect-quotes-blog]

Pike:  First rule of battle...don't ever let them know where you are.

Kirk [running past, firing phaser]: WHOO-HOO! I'M RIGHT HERE! I'M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O' ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo!

Pike:  Of course, there are other schools of thought.

[druish--princess]

"Dear Diary: Today I was pompous and my boyfriend was crazy.” -Veronica Sawyer probably