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Magnus (about Taako): No, he is not laughing at you. He is laughing with me, who is laughing at you.
Lucretia: Magnus, can I talk to you for a minute?
Magnus: Oooh someone's in trouble.
Magnus: It's me. I don't know why I did that.
Lucretia: How do three men past their 30s not have 800 gp between them?
Tres Horny Boys: ...
Tress Horny Boys: The economy is in shambles.
Magnus: Hey, Angus, if we got all the cats in the world to meow simultaneously, how loud would it be?
Angus: The average cat meow is 65 to 75 decibels; it’s above the speaking volume but below shouting. There are about 2 billion cats in the world. So, by using math, it’s about as loud as 100 million jets all taking off at once.
Magnus: ...Cat-astrophically loud.
Magnus: It's my estimation that every man ever got a statue made of him was one kind of sumbitch or another.
Taako: Well my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.
Merle: That's... that's quite a lot of blood, isn't it?
Magnus: Just means you ain't dead.
Merle: Afraid I might be needing a cleric.
Magnus: That's good. You lie there and be ironical.
Magnus: And I never back down from a fight.
Taako: Yes, you do! You do all the time!
Merle: Is that Lucas?
Lucretia: That's the buffet table...
Merle: Well how can we be sure, unless we question it?
Jenkins: You think you're better than other people.
Taako: Just the ones I'm better than.
Barry: Proximity alert. Must be coming up on something.
Davenport: Oh my god. What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing!? Oh right, that would be me. Back to work.
Taako: She’s not the first psycho to hire us, nor the last. You think that's a commentary on us?
Tres Horny Boys (about Jenkins): It wasn’t bullying, it was attempted bullying!
Taako (to Klarg): I hope we’re still friends after I magic-missile you.
Barry: I need you to swear -
Lup: fuck!
Barry: No, I mean like, promise.
Taako: If you want to receive emails about my upcoming shows please give me money so I can buy a computer.
Taako (about Angus): The idea of me life coaching another human being should scare you. A lot.