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Rae: Need some sleep, Corpse?

Corpse: Um, no?

Rae: You have bags under your eyes.

Corpse: It’s a look I’m going for

Father Garcia:I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.

John Ward:All I drank was Redbull!

Father Garcia:How many?

John Ward:Eighteen.

Hunk: It’s like the big rhinoceros in the room that no one wants to talk about.

Keith: Elephant. It's "an elephant in the room". It's not a hippopotamus, it's not a rhinoceros, it is an elephant!

Crowley:”Angel usually says “please” when he gives orders”

Aziraphale:”Get the hell out of here,please”

Merle Ambrose: You don't have an unhealthy obsession with death now, do you?

Morganthe: Oh no, it’s just a hobby.

Jax: *To Rip on the comms* We're hiding behind the wall because Len thought he saw a bomb.

Len: What do you mean 'thought'?!

Jax: Do I really need to say it?

Len: Enlighten me.

Jax: You need glasses.

*Bomb explodes behind them*

Jax:

Len: I'm sorry. Didn't quite catch the last part.

Lafayette: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.

Alexander: All I drank was Redbull!

Lafayette: How many?

Alexander: Eighteen.

Elena: Are you superstitious? Sully: I'm a little stitious.

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