#soursavior

[strange-and-off-putting]

I'm of a certain age, hormones are doing their hormone bullshit, and every time I complain about something like vertigo or hot flashes, my wife yells, "MENOPAUSE?"

And then she mimes putting on a hat and yells, "PERIMENOPAUSE??!"

And she thinks it the funniest fucking thing, and i think it's gonna be the reason I serve her divorce papers someday

[j0ur3nys-3nd]

I'm not sorry

@rebuilding-paradise @blissxx-1c0n1c @gendy-endy @azul1462

@puddings-writing-blog you should look too

@aira-is-back you too

[kookiestcookie]

Fanchild Requested By: @die-no-sour

Vigilante Cookie

[sweettoothdino]

this tag so empty.............. 

[pan-cak-es]

yeah they’re gay keep scrolling

[hyperfixationtimego]

Hero: Can you ask Lemon if he likes me?

Pink Choco:

Pink Choco: He’s your boyfriend

Hero: Yeah, but can you-

[j0ur3nys-3nd]

POV: You're Orange/Lime cookie and see Croissant, Sandwich and Hero after Hero and Lemon accidentally made eye contact

(Have a dumb little edit I made and gave a POV)

@rebuilding-paradise @blissxx-1c0n1c

[j0ur3nys-3nd]

Rarepairs I ship:

Cream unicorn x Leek

Raspberry mousse x White choco

Lemon x Hero (does this count?)