Normal Kids when they see their parents stressed: are you OK? I made you a card. can we play? 
Normal parents : I’m fine. It’s nothing darling. 
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Kid Dazai noticing that Natsume is stressing with something:May I be informed on what is on your mind? 
Natsume: i’m working on a system that will keep Yokohama safe, so I can enjoy my retirement and give you all the attention you need.
Small Dazai: What’s stopping for making that? 
Natsume: the port mafia were more like their current boss is too reckless and is going to die soon. There’s an underground doctor that will be a good replacement for him, but I need a way to keep an eye on him.
Dazai: if you don’t mind me asking, what is this doctors name? And where would he most likely be.
Natsume: the doctors name is Ōgai Mori, and he usually goes shopping near the river with the lovely bridge downtown. Why do you ask? 
Dazai: No reason
Also Dazai, who proceeds by jumping off said bridge into the river in order to be saved by Ōgai Mori to become close to him and pretend to be his wardso he can keep an eye on the port mafia for Natsume with the help of manipulating reality::D












