I LOVE UR YUNA LAYOUT SM!! its sooo nice to see some kpop stans around here😭😭 anyways, could i req main 4 w a fem reader that smokes cigs a lot? thank you and have a good dayyyy<3
eric, kyle, stan, & kenny with a girlfriend who smokes cigarettes
warnings: fem!reader, smoking + drug use mentions
note: i apologize if there’s any typos or weird sentences, i wrote this with a migraine 😭 kpop and south park fans unite lollll i hope you enjoy <3
Eric Cartman:
• deep down, he’s completely unbothered by your smoking. as long as it’s not in the house, he doesn’t care.
• but he’ll make you think he cares.
• the second you light up a smoke when you’re around him, cartman’s already fake coughing.
• “eric… i just lit it, and the smokes not even going towards you!”
• “YOU’RE GIVING ME ASTHMA, WOMAN!”
• “THAT’S NOT EVEN HOW IT WORKS!”
• he doesn’t really notice the smell of it on your clothes or on your breath, thankfully.
• you’d never hear the end of it if he did.
• but god forbid you ever ask him if he wants to try it.
• he literally acts like you’re trying to murder him.
• he calls his mom, kyle, kenny, stan, butters, every single person in his contacts just to tell them that you’re ‘trying to get him addicted to drugs and kill him’.
• but once he gets bored of driving you insane with all this, he does get used to it.
• he does still make comments occasionally, though. but dating cartman, you’re already pretty used to that.
Kyle Broflovski:
• to be completely honest, he hates that you smoke.
• he doesn’t really mind when kenny smokes weed around him, but the smell of cigarettes makes his stomach churn.
• plus, he knows the health risks that come with smoking and doesn’t want you to experience any of them.
• you two have definitely gotten into small arguments about it where he’s trying to get you to quit, but you don’t want to and/or can’t.
• for his sake, you’ve tried to quit, but the withdrawals are too much to handle.
• between the urges, the moodiness, and the restlessness— it was safe to say it was the worst week of both of your lives.
• you couldn’t even be in the same room as each other without you snapping at him that he was ‘breathing weirdly’.
• after that, he gave up on asking you to quit. you did compromise a little bit and smoke less.
• he doesn’t like it, but as long as you smoke outside the house and away from him, he keeps his mouth shut for your sake.
Stan Marsh:
• in my opinion, he definitely smokes.
• so having a girlfriend who also smokes would have very few negatives.
• he doesn’t have to worry about smoking around you and you being bothered by it.
• and you both can smoke together without worrying that the other will be grossed out.
• you two spend a lot of nights in his room, the window open, smoking together while you watch cuddle and watch TV.
• probably the only negative is when you guys mix up your packs. accidentally smoking his instead of yours, and vice versa.
• but overall, it’s pretty great.
Kenny McCormick:
• kenny smokes too, but he smokes weed instead of cigarettes.
• he’s tried cigs, but he isn’t a big fan of the taste.
• but he definitely doesn’t mind you smoking them if you don’t mind him smoking weed.
• you both go on a lot of late night drives, smoking together, stopping at gas stations to get cheap snacks, and listening to music.
• there aren’t really any negatives. kenny loves that he can smoke with you.
can u do platonic main 4 (sp) and what it would be like to be in their friend group?? fem reader or gender neutral, either is fine! tysm
BEING IN THEIR FRIEND GROUP
INCLUDES: stan, kyle, kenny, and cartman (and a bit of butters)
lots of silliness. goofing off. tomfoolery, if you will
as you all grow and mature a bit, kenny and you are probably the only ones laughing at fart humor left
you and kyle (and sometimes cartman) tend to get into heated arguments and even fights. it always resolves itself though (and it's always over something stupid)
you don't have a rivalry like kyle and cartman, just bumping heads (its normal for friends to fight, especially in south park)
you're kind of the one making little quippy jokes after someone talks
"god, this rain is so annoying!"
"you're so annoying."
a lot of the times when something wacky is happening, you and one of the others (usually kenny) will make eye contact
kind of like how in the office they just kind of.. look at the camera in annoyance or to say 'seriously?'
you and stan often hang out, and sparky loves you. you're both sentimental animal lovers
you kinda grow on shelly. sometimes if you're at his place you two will gang up on stan (lightheartedly, of course) and sharon loves you
i wanna say kyle would help you with your studies but honestly he'd probably tell you to do it yourself
cartmans an asshole to you just like everyone else, but he still has some sort of respect for you as a friend. probably begs you to do shit for him but lays off when he realizes you aren't easy to manipulate
speaking of butters, he probably likes you a lot. you might rip on him a little, even if just to fit in with your friends, but you make sure he knows it's lighthearted banter (you're there for him, and he appreciates it a lot)
he also spends nights at your house, and cartman calls it gay (no matter your gender)
despite your fights with kyle, you two are still good friends and sometimes you, him, and ike will watch kids shows at his house
sheila makes you guys little snacks and you get along really great with ike (if ike needs a babysitter, kyle's immediate thought is to leave him with your family. he knows he'd be safe with you, despite your goofy and sometimes dumb behavior)
kenny spends a lot of time at your place, and sometimes you two will go out to the lake just to talk and skip rocks. you don't even have to converse, you and kenny just get along
overall? there's a lot of ripping on each other and getting into trouble, but you can't help but think it's all worth it when your friends have all fallen asleep on your couch watching terrance & phillip
🐰 . . 𝐒𝐲𝐩𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐬 ⋆ What it's like dating the sweetheart clyde!
💭 . . 𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠/𝐬 ⋆!! Teen clyde !! Gender neutral reader, you/your pronouns used, Mentions of fighting, very ooc since ik clyde doesn't like texting that much
🐰 . . 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐞 ⋆ Clyde is such a cutie so ofc hoshiki had to write him first! Please tell hoshiki if there's anything wrong he wrote this in like 40 minutes
Navi | Masterlist
𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐖𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐂𝐋𝐘𝐃𝐄 𝐁𝐄 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 ?
It won't matter if you just got into the relationship he would still be constantly showing you off. It's either you being the main topic or small mentions of you, no in between. Clyde takes pride of being your boyfriend so of course he wants to talk or atleast mention about you. Even if the topic wasn't exactly directed to you he always manages to get you on the topic.
On the other hand, if you're right beside him he gets all lovely dovely with you. Small kisses, holding hands, hugging you close, and many more!
if you're at the early stages of your relationship he gets more embarrassed and nervous about it so he might not initiate the actions first. The only time he would gladly show you off is when you give him a sign that you show that you're okay with it! Or if you initiate it first. He'll act all annoyed but in the inside his heart will melt.
And despite being shy or open about your relationship he still wants you to know that you're his and his only. With or without him next to you so that would mean he would either text you whining about how much he misses you or rant about his day OR give you small gifts to make you remind of him.
90% he gives you random stuff since he doesn't actually think if you'll like it or not. It's more of a "this is cooool! I'm gonna get this for Y/n" rather than "Y/n will like this" but you'll still cherish each and every gift.
Stealing each other's clothes is a must. He wouldn't let you some of his clothes like his lucky shirt but he would enjoy seeing you in his other clothes. He won't care about the size difference, he just loves to have his clothes on you. It shows how much you really love him. Of course, HE would also steal your clothes! It's only fair after all.
After school ends the first person you'll see is your sweetheart clyde. He doesn't want you seeing someone else other than him before school and after school so he would always plan out how he should to get to you first.
He does get a little possessive when you aren't paying most of your attention to him so to fix that he would always walk you home to spend a little more time with you, no matter the circumstances.
Both of you always acts lovely dovely. Even better when it's out in the public but he does respect you when you don't want to.
Please let him act all dominate and manly around you, he'll cry out of embarrassment, please.
Clyde acts so sweet around you, he would want to be that 'stereotypical, cool, handsome jock' but he loses his act when you're around him.
You're just a generally amazing person and you don't even realize his act! it would also make him feel somehow guilty if it's your first time being in a relationship so he would act nice with you.
But of course every relationship has its wrong. When you're at the late stage of the relationship clyde will get further away from you. He doesn't spend time with you that much, he doesn't act that much a sweetheart anymore and is sort of... Ignoring you? He even ditched a date to hang out with his friends when both of you clearly scheduled it together.
Because of that it would make you feel insecure. You're sure clyde didn't mean it but it makes you get unpleasant thoughts about it. 'what if he doesn't love me anymore? What if he loves someone else?' and that feelings will lead to an argument. It's just alot of misunderstanding but after that clyde will apologize.
He always apologizes first due to his emotional heart but please comfort him after, he would cry 10x harder than you.
Aside from that clyde is such a sweetheart and would always make you feel loved!
Can I please have a preference for Stan, Kyle, Wendy, Bebe and Kenny with a tomboy fem S/O with short hair and wears vintage suits, newsboy hats, vintage casual clothes and sometimes steals the characters clothes but she still wears lipgloss,lipbalm and lipstick? Please tell me if
a/n: It's slightly broadened, but I put little tidbits on some specifics ^^ The vintage style is cool, no explicit gender necessarily, and please forgive. It's tougher finding inspiration... please, enjoy though!
V I N T A G E A N D T I M E L E S S ⟻
They're each very encouraging, to start. The vintage fashion is intriguing to them and they'd love to run their hands through your hair if you'd let them <3
⟼ S T A N L E Y
The raven's someone who doesn't broaden what they personally wear too much because he believes others can pull off styles he couldn't, I think. Since being with you however, you're a good inspiration, and he tries to be more daring with his own style and occasionally wears your hats.
I dunno if getting self-conscious about it is something, but there's a knight in shining armor.
Often says to others, "Don't be angry because they dress better than you."
Often says to you something like, "I really like your coat today. It's like you're an agent or something. It's cool."
+ If you're more athletic, then he's either cheering for you or wants to play depending on the event. It's noted you're an especially good team together and people like playing with you guys since you're both good sports about everything.
+ If you're more homey, he's definitely cool with it, too. He could be the boyfriend and best friend sort if it suits you, whether you were friends prior or not. Can truly appreciate a day indoors and often offers to play video games.
⟼ K Y L E
It resonates with the redhead one of the best compared to the others, I think. He's often said he's not born what he seems to be, and if it's a common reason behind why you wear what you do, then birds of a feather. The both of you get close quite quickly because of it.
If not, it's still cool. He's been in South Park so long, and despite the four's adventures, he hadn't ever met someone in a sense like yours.
He'd likely tease, only a little. It was like finding a time capsule in this old town. Tries noticing when you wear new pieces and be the first complimenting it, and usually is.
+ If you're athletic, it suits him. Dates could consist of sports games if you were interested. Quick to defend you and what you can do to anyone doubting your abilities, with a dusty blush as he can admit to knowing firsthand as one of your most supportive cheerleaders. He's so proud of you.
+ If you're more homey, then you're aware this boy hopes you like books. No matter what though, he honestly cherishes any time with you because he's finally found someone to sit with, and he won't ever take it lightly.
⟼ W E N D Y
It is super neat to her. Probably instigates the clothes stealing herself on you, and wears it as great as you do.
The most willing to wear the fashion publicly. If you're cool with it, sometimes you'd wear an entire outfit of hers and she'd wear one of yours meanwhile. It's adorable.
Number one cheerleader in supporting the person you are, no matter the personality, as you do the same for her.
+ If you're adventurous, the raven meshes really well with said personality. She's holding your hand as you maybe jump into lakes, maybe sneak around, or anything else you'd like. She believes she is very lucky with someone like you.
+ If you're a prankster, you two pretend to be one another and you'll both hide your hair in your hats so no matter the hair color :) It's especially hilarious if you guys don't have the same complexion. Everyone loves it.
+ Ah, and she especially likes any short hair. It contrasts with her longer hairstyle, and you'll brush one another if it suits you.
⟼ B A R B A R A
Shopping! Goes shopping with you and buys perfect pieces. And times, she'll go alone finding you gifts. She thinks it's cool picturing vintage, and it makes her happy making you smile.
If you're into it, she'd want fashion tips :) "Should I wear the jacket or the cardigan with my outfit?"
The blonde'll wear your clothes if it'd make you happy, for sure, but only if you said so. Otherwise she'd be encouraged when she sees you to be more bold, like Stan, but with her own closet.
Open to dressing up with you around the house, and a common occurrence is having fun, laughing and kissing in its midst.
+ She's a huge fan of the lipsticks, glosses, and balms. I am unsure if it's something people do, but she'll share with you if you'd like. Wears what you prefer and tells you her favorites of yours, willing to play the guess the gloss flavor if it's interesting to you, too.
⟼ K E N N E T H
Likely brags to everyone, haha.
"Have you met them? Yeah, they're the one with the cool fashion sense."
Currently saving money to buy you a nice clothing piece or accessory: something long-lasting and pairs well with a bunch of your outfits.
Sways between corny and smooth, absolutely nothing else.
Sometimes he'll go, "there's my aviator."
On others, "hello, adventurer. Anything exciting today?"
Once, he surprised you, wearing a matching outfit. And you guys went walking somewhere like downtown or a party -whichever suits your fancy- and were the talk of the small town for a while. It was a real hit with everyone.
+ Definitely a little thirst from the lip accessories. The blond loves stuff on your lips, especially his lips??? I think he's got the knowledge on putting it on you and is tempted to kiss you every time.
[ Please do not post my writing on different social media platforms, if I end up finding you reposting or stealing and claiming it as yours I will have to rearrange your guts in your fucking sleep, I ain't joking so think before you act upon it.]
A/n: I'll be posting headcanons to make up for any requests I turned down/ didn't write, I'm so sorry to the people who requested any sp content, I just haven't been in the writing mood in a while T-T.
Gender Neutral! Reader.
Tattoo headcanons with South Park characters.
Eric Cartman.
I have this feeling he wouldn't be one for tattoos and considers it something stupid, and because there's also needles so it would be a painful process, you've got to be good at convincing if you want to get tattoos together, but I feel like if the design you chose and you showed it to Eric he would be hesitant but he'd at least consider it, I imagine the tattoo would on your guys' upper arm on opposite hands of each other.
Kyle Broflovski.
I feel like he wouldn't want a tattoo and because he'd think his Mother would go on a rampage and think of you as a some sort of nuisance when she finds out the two of you got tattoos together, but he will be supportive of you, and maybe help you with picking out a tattoo design, he'd also be there when you get the tattoo and he'll comfort you if it hurt really bad, but hey, the tattoo looks so good though! Props to the tattoo artist.
Kenny Mccormick.
I feel like he'd be on board with this idea, he'd definitely get a tattoo's with his and your name together and one with Karen's because he adores his little sister so much, Matching heart tattoos on your guys wrist, why? because it's adorable and Kenny is a loveable dork, When Kenny gets a different designed tattoo, whenever you visit Kenny you'd catch him and his sister sitting together as Kenny reads, Karen would be coloring in his tattoos with washable markers.
Stan Marsh.
A football tattoo. Just a straight up football tattoo, but like you do make him open up to other kind of designs and he'd pick out a cool heart with your name because Stan loves you and would definitely want a tattoo to show it, but I think he'd also be someone who would open up to matching tattoos and just flash them to his friends because him and his s/o got matching tattoos together.
Wendy Testaburger.
If you already had tattoos before you dated her she would think you looked like the coolest person ever because the design of your tattoos are so unique and hide deeper meaning, if you happen to know how to do tattoos she'd like you to do a cute design for her, but if your worried and don't feel like doing it, you'd do to a professional and watch the tattoo process together, also getting her food and drinks if she needs it.
Craig Tucker.
I am just a sucker for matching tattoos and I'm not tired of it, he's someone who'd be hesitant with the idea of getting tattoos so don't press on the idea just let him think about it and if he does happen to say yes he'd get like a space related tattoo like his favorite constellation of some sort, but if he does happen to say no it's alright! He'll be there comforting you when you get your own tattoo.
Tweek Tweak.
I have a feeling he wouldn't want a tattoo but he'd get a little coffee shape tattoo on his wrist, if you had tattoos before you dated him he'd think must've been a painful process to get all of those tattoos but he really likes them because their so well made and it suits you so much, but it must be irritating when you first got your tattoos because they'd get itchy but your not allowed to scratch them, he's really happy to see you coming up to him and pulling him by the arm to show him the newest tattoo you got and excited to tell him what's it about.
Token Black.
I think the kind of tattoos he would have is about his family, but I think he'd get premission first from his parents first, if yes he'd like a really nice design something classic or traditional, but if they do say no he'd be okay with it and not press the matter he could just see the tattoo you picked out and run his fingers on the inked skin, it looks nice on you.
Sweet Pea: . . . I’m scared that one day you’ll look in the mirror, and see yourself as I see you. You will realize just how amazing you are and that you deserve better than me…
Sweet Pea: *Whispers* I’m terrified that you’ll leave me.
Can I request a SP x reader, who wears glasses and she looks hella nerdy and she is + attends Southside High? It can be headcanons or an imagine! Whatever you feel like. (: thank you!
a/n: i love this idea + how this turned out. i hope you like it just as much.
GEOMETRY, BABY!
you were a legacy to the serpents
your father was tall boy and before him there was both of your grandparents
now just because you came from a line of serpents doesn’t mean you were one
your father wanted you to keep you head in a book and hopefully become something more than just a gang member
you happily obliged, loving learning new things since you were little
with the amount of reading you did (especially at a young age) + poor eyesight to begin with you needed glasses
in middle school you often got teased for the frames but as you got older and entered high school + people realizing who your dad was, they cut you some slack
you spent a lot of time at the school, either working with teachers
since your dad was so high up in the gang, it was hard to make friends
seriously one wrong move and they’re done
but you did have the occasional night out with the small group you had made
tonights excursion: the white wyrm, for teen night
with a kiss on top of your head and a lecture about being careful around the serpents (you’d think he’d have more faith in his own) your father allowed you out the door
walking into the bar felt like walking into another dimension
neon signs lighting the rooms, except for the small light blubs that hung over multiple pool tables and behind the bar
the vibe of the bar made you feel like a new person
cooler, hotter, more confident
but that new person only lasted for a good 10 minutes when you and your friends were met with the king of the teen serpents, your dads apprentice, sweet pea
‘finally got your head out of a book, i see’
you rolled your eyes and shoved past him, walking over to the bar to order another drink
he followed behind
‘i’ll have a gin and tonic with-’
‘another beer, thanks’
you turned to see pea standing behind you, pool stick in one hand
‘rude’ ‘me? rude? what? nice glasses by the way’
note the fucking sarcasm
you grabbed your drink off the bar and began to walk away, sweet pea following you again
you stopped dead in your tracks and turned around to face him ‘WHAT DO YOU WANT, SWEET PEA’
‘one game of pool, come on..’
you chugged down the gin and tonic, slamming the cup on the side of the nearest pool table ‘fine, you wanna play, sweet pea, lets play’
you pushed your glasses up the bridge of your nose and grabbed the pool stick
pretty soon your friends and other serpents gathered around to watch the rather tense game
people kept handing each of you drinks as the game went on
¾ of the way through the game you and sweet pea were standing shoulder to shoulder, scanning the table
he was losing and the entire bar was aware of it
‘have you ever played before?’ he screamed over the music and the chants of the crowd
you bent down, lining up another perfect shot ‘not necessarily’
he bent down to your level with a confused and slightly pissed expression
homeboy was S H O O K
you hit the second to last ball into the pocket and looked over at pea
‘geometry, baby’ you replied as you made your way around the table
‘shut the fuck up, four eyes’
‘make me’
the entire bar is silent, watching in anticipation
South Park preference. Stan, Kyle, Craig, Clyde, Wendy, and Bebe (feat. gender-neutral reader).
[ Does it happen to be easy telling my favorite based on the way they’re written? I hope not ^^ ]
When you wear Stan's hat, he's flying. A pretty simple guy: adores his girl, adores his hat, and seeing said girl wear said hat is everything he needs. One of those willing to place it upon your head himself at some time, but overall kind of shy on the whole thing. When he does, it's accompanied with a bashful and brief glance away before looking at you directly, a genuine smile spread across the face. "Hey- don't worry your cute, little head. I've got you."
Kyle's happy, too. I picture you wearing green somewhere in the outfit to match the hat- he notices immediately and appreciates the detail. It’s the notion of being in a place where you’re fine wearing his hat about, and he’s internally squealing, really. It’s one where he’s likely aware he’s looking too much into it, doesn’t want to stop himself, and isn’t necessarily wrong in a sense either.
Craig is one of those likely to place it on your head himself for whatever reason (a little like Stan). He doesn’t think too much on it, but I’m sure that works for both of you. It makes him smile, and you ever make him smile (or soo happy), anyway. Add wearing his hat to the ever-growing record on the little things you do. I picture you wearing a little blue, and he, too, notes and appreciates the detail.
It’s Clyde’s letterman. He’s likely to be a little cheeky, trying to be a smooth gentleman and everything, but you (and others) can easily tell he’s looking out for you incredibly often. Best believe the brunet gives you the jacket much. The first is jokingly enough around others, slightly smug because he cannot resist showing you off. The second is when you’re least expecting it, and it never fails to make you both happy.
Wendy is so overwhelmed. She’d squeal, “You’re so cute!” She wants to lend you her hat much more often afterwards, and you laugh, agreeing on the condition she wears yours so her head doesn’t get too cold either- easiest deal ever. It isn’t a rare occurrence to catch the raven mischievously swapping the hats on your heads from time to time. As she enjoys wearing yours, too, it’s a win-win, really.
Bebe lends you her coat. It’s likely accompanied with a well-intentioned scold, not passive-aggressive or annoyed, really. It’s please do it because you’re ever on my mind and therefore I want you to be warm and happy all the times. And somehow, the message never fails shining through her smile to you as she places the coat over your shoulders and cuddles close, wrapping your arms around one another whilst sharing.
