#spacekidcc

[in-the-words-of-camp-campbell]

Cop: So Kid, you want to give us your real name?

SpaceKid: But... I told you it already. It's Neil. Neil Armstrong.

[in-the-words-of-camp-campbell]

SpaceKid: Jail is no fun, I'll tell you that. I’ve been there.

Max [in disbelief]: You've been to jail?

SpaceKid: Once, in Monopoly.

[in-the-words-of-camp-campbell]

SpaceKid: You’ve made an enemy this Friday.

Vera: It’s Tuesday.

SpaceKid: Good to know.

[in-the-words-of-camp-campbell]

SpaceKid: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that makes more sense.

[still doesnt get it]

[in-the-words-of-camp-campbell]

SpaceKid: Why can’t dinosaurs clap?

Nikki: Because their hands are too short—

Max: Because they’re dead.

[in-the-words-of-camp-campbell]

Neris: Do you even know what an amulet is?

SpaceKid: Of course I do! I eat amulets sometimes. I like the ones with cheese and onions!

Nerris: SpaceKid, those are omelettes.

SpaceKid: Oh. Then I’ve got nothing.

[in-the-words-of-camp-campbell]

Everybody loves pelicans, they bring babies!

SpaceKid

[in-the-words-of-camp-campbell]

Neil: He’s so insufferable some times.

Max: Remember when he found out he could drink two CapriMoons at once?

SpaceKid, running in with three CapriMoons: GUYS YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS!