#spam call

[goddess-of-ash]

Killer on the phone: "What's your favorite scary movie?"

Me: "Of all time?! Gee, that's a difficult question! I've seen so many! It all started when I was a child-"

[rhetthammersmithhorror]

The Capture of Bigfoot | 1979

[roger-reblogs]

I got a spam call this morning about my Amazon account and the guy needed to know my Full Name to confirm who he was speaking to.

But as soon as he heard me say "Rumpelstiltskin" he hung up, so I wasn't able to trick him out of his first born child smh

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

God grant me the audacity of a telemarketer who immediately calls back after you hang up on them.

[jameshurleyhateblog]

[incorrect-totg-quotes]

Calling out @the-panwithoutaplan for spam love

[unwisealistair]

If you ever receive a call saying your SSN has been suspended, It’s a scam.

I got a call from this number saying that due to “suspicious activities” my social security number has been suspended. This is not a thing that happens, and if you get a call like this DO NOT GIVE ANY INFORMATION! JUST HANG UP!

[mortifiedandawesome]

In all honesty, this is exactly what the message said

It just had ROCKING MUSIC behind it the whole time like some kind of old mall, and the voice was Super 1990s Robot Lady, with Bad Tech RR- reWrpps noises

Edit: some old instructional video IN a mall