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i do not jork my peanits at you, sir, but i jork my peanits, sir

Rand is alot like Sydney Prescott if you really think about it

i am inclined to believe that my german teacher is an avatar of the spiral 'cause her classes sure do feel like going insane.

@shipsareforeveryone when she introduces me to her cool university friends:

*turns my jeans' pockets inside out*

*a billion guitar picks of differing shapes and sizes clatter to the floor*

my mum: why don't you go shoot yourself then? *hands me some nuts*

lgbt stands for

let's

go

break

these

queer

aliens

(out)

(of area 51)

if someone so much as mentions anything about the missing moon you can guarantee i will join in the yelling about it party because

HOW THE FUCK DOES BIOWARE FORGET AN ENTIRE FUCKING MOON

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