Though we’re long since past that generation, when I told my wife you were ranking names, she insisted I tell you about Poo.
My wife names her Pokémon far more often than me, and when she caught an Abra in Brilliant Diamond, she wanted to name it Poof. The game rejected it, and I said “I think it’s because Poof is derogatory for gay people in British English”, but she said “I think it’s because of poo.” So she set the name as Poo.
And it allowed it
And she doesn’t rename her Pokémon.
So she has an Alakazam now named Poo
Sometimes in public she’ll look at me, a desperate look in her eyes, and say “I gotta Abra.”
I GOTTA ABRA
That's so funny, we love taking an opportunity and running with it














