[TEXT] I don’t know what happened I was just cooking and then all of a sudden the pasta was on fire!(Val)
[text] oh val...[text] where are you?[text] I’m going to be there with the fire extinguisher and all
@smartestgirlintheworld
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[TEXT] I don’t know what happened I was just cooking and then all of a sudden the pasta was on fire!(Val)
[text] oh val...[text] where are you?[text] I’m going to be there with the fire extinguisher and all
@smartestgirlintheworld
a moment of weakness
26. My muse is temporarily blind.
“Ka'tharta ", the Shi’ar curse fell from her lips when she realized that her vision was gone. “Okay..it’s okay. This is no big deal, I just can’t see. No biggie. I’m not freaking out.”
@speedysiobhan
[TEXT]: You’re unbelievable.(Danny)
[text]...[text] what have you heard?
@danncyxrand
❝ The road was long, but i ran it! ❞ (Lian)
“Running is awful. Why would you run?”
“Is crack organic?”(Lian)
@gracefulwillowharper
“I guess it depends on who grew it.”
🐰
🐰 = Could you ever go vegetarian?
“I could take or leave meat. It’s okay but I’d go vegetarian if I had to.”
“Yes, I absolutely think it’s a terrible idea for you to try to seduce our chemistry teacher.”
Bart chuckled, “What? Don’t think I can do it? Or are you just concerned about how highly inappropriate it is? Cause that is a good reason I suppose.”
Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now?(Julia)
“I’m not confused?”
@luckypennytwo