#spelling issues

[directorsnarrative]

While I love the movie The Santa Clause, it will forever annoy me that people didn’t realize the title is a pun and think you spell Claus as Clause.

[bitletsanddrabbles]

My Brain

Brain: Okay, so "vil-an" is spelled "villian" so "vil-age" is spelled "villiage", right?

Me: No, brain. Also, it's "villain", not "villian".

Brain: Oh! So "villaige"?

Me: *sigh* Dear English, would it have killed you to be phonetic? Three cheers for spell check...

[minnnieminmin]

me: *makes small innocent mistake*

me:

[zarahhope]

Sara o Sarah . Double Identity

[phyrgon]

mispelling problems

i just found out i was putting in the tags dissasociation/tive when i meant dissociation and that means 2 things 1. n0 one having dissociation that is looking for similiar things was finding anything on my blog 2 i have to go through my whole blog to find and edit every single one

[donnynovitskiaccordiongenius]

when you do 30+ thumbnails only to realize you’ve been spelling forward foward this whole time *smh*

[hetaliatxtpostz]

Alfred: If I get through a paragraph without a spelling error it’s not me. If I am an alien, this is how you will know

Matthew: But doesn’t spell check solve--

Arthur: Trust me, Alfred, I already have you covered there.

Alfred: Thank you Dad. Bro.   

[pyroclasmpixie]

Rouge is the French word for red.

It is also a cosmetic tool.

A ROGUE is a person who goes stabby stabby dagger dagger dagger in your DND game. Also is an unprincipled person, or a person who strikes out from a group to fulfill their own goals, essentially an out of control agent of change (going rogue).

A rogue can spill red, but that does not make her rouge.

This has been a moment of reflection on the dastardly nature of English spelling and grammar (and how much it can mess with a person’s sentences.)